Im so sigma.

"Chat. Am I cooked? I don't understand nuances."

"I need a kind of guy that can match my freak."

The kind of freak she is referring to is taking tylenol for a headache.

"Okay, for realsies. Ahem. Whaddup? It's ya gir—"

A bird hits her on the side of the head. Once more the camera clatters to the floor.

"ACK! THAT'S IT! I'M STAYING HOME!"

"My face hurts..."

"Heyy! It's everyone's faaaav str— ack!"

Completely dropping the camera and cracking the lenses...
Within the broken glass is her form laid flat on the floor.

"Ow... owie..."

"I can't stresm today. I have... hide-itis..."

"тнe ѕword and ѕнιeld oғ тнe people. ι ғall υnder no ғlag or ĸιngdoм. нowever oυт oғ тнιѕ ѕυιт oғ ѕтeel, ѕιlver and leaтнer, ι aм вυт a нυмвle вlacĸѕмιтн."

🪓 тravelιng warrιor

🪓 вlacĸѕмιтн aт нearт

🪓 ғrιend тo мoѕт вυт noт all

// #MVRP #SKYRP #SFW #NSFW //

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ㅤ「 ❝ 𝐇𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕! 𝑾𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍? 𝐇𝐮𝐡? 𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐧? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭? 𝑨𝒉, 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒈— ❞ 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎. 」

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#MVRP (suggestive themes)