i remember them advertising one issue with her fighting medusa and the add featured a statue of Lara. i was VERY upset when i got that issue and there was no medusa or anything like that.

i had to make my own:

Meh, too late. Enjoy never moving again! You'll be a lovely addition to the statue garden!

Not breathing, never blinking, still cold solid stone. Visitors should love looking at and touching you.

Enjoy!

Once more splitting up this version because I have no idea what Bluesky is going to do with its AI-powered pushing of adult labels down our throats.