Dilsy
@dilsydrummer.bsky.social
C# software developer, big dog owner, drummer and crystal palace supporter.
We can't all be perfect!
We can't all be perfect!
Blimey. You were sat next to Lars Ulrich at a Metallica gig?
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Blimey. You were sat next to Lars Ulrich at a Metallica gig?
That is a fine reference. I doff my cap to you sir!
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
That is a fine reference. I doff my cap to you sir!
Get a greyhound. Cats only come in once!
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Get a greyhound. Cats only come in once!
If so they should be attached to a wire locked to the table. That is just too short to comfortably put on your head and read with.
Like in a bank with their pens.
Arseholes
Like in a bank with their pens.
Arseholes
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If so they should be attached to a wire locked to the table. That is just too short to comfortably put on your head and read with.
Like in a bank with their pens.
Arseholes
Like in a bank with their pens.
Arseholes
If he does not have a PR person he should get one quick. If he already has a PR person he should sack them immediately
August 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
If he does not have a PR person he should get one quick. If he already has a PR person he should sack them immediately
Smell canceling technology would be more useful tbh
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Smell canceling technology would be more useful tbh
You never know. In the future he could be seen as an innovator. I doubt it. Most likely as a bell end who got rinsed by a local businessman
August 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You never know. In the future he could be seen as an innovator. I doubt it. Most likely as a bell end who got rinsed by a local businessman
"Charlton Heston put his vest on"
Stump. Dreadful and genius all at the same time!
Stump. Dreadful and genius all at the same time!
June 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Charlton Heston put his vest on"
Stump. Dreadful and genius all at the same time!
Stump. Dreadful and genius all at the same time!
I am on for 2 hours but I do star jumps so I will be ok
May 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I am on for 2 hours but I do star jumps so I will be ok
Not sure they will put that quote on their posters 😀
May 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Not sure they will put that quote on their posters 😀
Not easily should couldn't!
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not easily should couldn't!
I think it was her start that did it. Then the middle. Then the end really sealed it 😁
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think it was her start that did it. Then the middle. Then the end really sealed it 😁
Printers. Wifi printers. How do you weaponise something that does not work? Unless it is me throwing a 4 day old printer into a skip!
March 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Printers. Wifi printers. How do you weaponise something that does not work? Unless it is me throwing a 4 day old printer into a skip!
Trump held the phone upside down and shouted "HELLO?!" for 90mins before hanging up saying no one was on the other end.
March 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump held the phone upside down and shouted "HELLO?!" for 90mins before hanging up saying no one was on the other end.
My dog poo bin trumps your human bog 😜
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My dog poo bin trumps your human bog 😜
Large tree just out of shot
November 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Large tree just out of shot
Dad took myself and my brother to watch Palace win 2-0 against Burnley to gain promotion in 1979. No idea how he got tickets but I can still remember bits of the game and the size of the crowd!
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Dad took myself and my brother to watch Palace win 2-0 against Burnley to gain promotion in 1979. No idea how he got tickets but I can still remember bits of the game and the size of the crowd!