Dillon 𓅅
dillonhinkley.bsky.social
Dillon 𓅅
@dillonhinkley.bsky.social
I play with flowers for a living.
I made a #floral today.
March 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Every time someone mentions that they're in Mensa to me, I think of this
March 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I posted this in the replies already, but Treefolk was the first deck I made with my own cards. I smooshed two Doran precons together and kept upgrading it a bit through the years. RIP to the legend.

Yes, I know I should be running more lands. Kitchen table don't care.
March 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Post you from a different era
March 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
That sounds better than the actual Titanic II.
March 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Aye yai YAI, oh wai yai ai
March 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just love Floyd's honey bear bong.
February 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pretty much every game I play like right before the final boss.
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
These kids playing FFVIII two player bugged the heck out of me when I was a kid. Still does too I guess.
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Homer Simpson already smoked weed in the season 13 episode Weekend at Burnsie's.

Worst. Script. Ever.
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
January 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Buncha lamentably dumb stuff happened today, but at least I learned what a viscacha is. They all look like the meme of exhausted Ben Affleck with a cigarette but without the cigarette.
January 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Caring about anything has been cringe for over 25 years now.
January 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can I suggest that if you want a "just the jist of it" version to make it the Illustrated Classics version?

My dad read dozens of these to me as a kid. They're honestly the only reason I get the jist of most classic literature.
January 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Can't remember why I saved this one, but here's another random Lynch that was on my phone.
January 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I bought a copy of Mulholland Dr. during a Criterion sale a few months back. Even though I went to the movies once a week back in '01, I've never seen it. Just must have missed it back then.

Now seems like as good of a time as any to give it a watch.
January 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sorry to hear about David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you're planning a front walk border like the in this picture. Put in a stepper. You'll save a headache later, I promise. Someone will traipse through.
January 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Dude's thought that bit in Kill Bill where every seat on the plane had a sword holder was real.
January 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Confession time: I drive a big dumb truck. It's unruly and I'm bad at parking it. But it's paid for, I use the large backseat and small bed frequently, and it holds quite a bit of sentiment.
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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