I have two ground news stories, one about an accusation of mortgage fraud by James Comey for some crazy reason and one about human trafficking. Can you guess what MAGA cares more about? Yeah it's a real head scratcher.

How's that robo taxi going there Elon? No worries, I'm sure it works when it's not raining.

Wait a second, how are we down 15% since Trump’s inauguration when China is only down 5%? Is it possible that the same people that didn't realize 4 X 0.25 = 1 also may have over estimated China's dependence on the US?

I know these guys get off on hurting people but dang, you hurt us more than them!

As eggs got us into this mess I guess this is fitting rn...

Well, well, well... If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Imagine being so paranoid you think you are even worth microchiping. You're not...

This came from a dingleberry I follow. I like to keep tabs on the nutters. Can anyone tell me what Mark Cuban has done other than lower prescription prices?

I feel like if Jesus came back they would lose their mind the first time he healed someone FOR FREE!

THEY WANT US SICK AND BROKE!!!

I'm going to follow you just so I can swoop in every now and then. Let's just call it a check on ignorance.

BTW I also see where this is going. Picture for your reference.

Why can't we just reclassify this bad boy as an assault rifle and protect doctors with stand your ground laws?

"You saw it, that embrio came right at me, I was afraid for my life and had to protect my freedoms!!!"

I'm starting a business where if you don't pay me $500, I'll go on Cameo and have Matt Gatz make you a personalized video and post it.

My bet is on average people would pay to not be associated with the guy.

What exactly would it take to have Henry Zebrowski dye his hair and play JD Vance on SNL?

I could definitely contribute $5 to making this happen... Let's all work together on this people.