Dang....

I don't like to read in public. You inevitably get questions about what you're reading, what's it about, and is it any good. This is why, at work, I usually do audio books. Multitasking baybeee!

Yes. It looks to probably be a Ficus aurea, one of the two native strangler figs.

Talk about the blind leading the blind.....

Careful Nancy, the internet is a strange and interesting place. You might just get your wish in spades..... just not they way you wanted. More of a monkeys paw kinda way. Always remember Harambe.

I would, but I would also "burp" it occasionally. Many kinds of moss to appreciate some air movement.

Especially if they're dudes.