Dilbert Stark, Apartheid Racist Space Entrepreneur
@dilbert-stark.bsky.social
Dilbert is cosplaying Tony Stark, billionaire TESCREAL dimbulb
I own a supercar factory and my exploding rocket is the BIGGEST EVER. Why can't I get laid any more?
I own a supercar factory and my exploding rocket is the BIGGEST EVER. Why can't I get laid any more?
It is NOT TRUE that I pester my female employees and nag them to host my love children!
That's what I'm building Starship for—panspermia, baby! Gonna seed the cosmos!
www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24...
That's what I'm building Starship for—panspermia, baby! Gonna seed the cosmos!
www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24...
Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports
He repeatedly asked one woman to have his children.
www.theverge.com
June 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
It is NOT TRUE that I pester my female employees and nag them to host my love children!
That's what I'm building Starship for—panspermia, baby! Gonna seed the cosmos!
www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24...
That's what I'm building Starship for—panspermia, baby! Gonna seed the cosmos!
www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24...
Come and watch my big dick energy EXPLODE!!! in half an hour or so! (No little blue pills on THIS he-man's ranch in Texas, no siree!)
twitter.com/SpaceX/statu...
twitter.com/SpaceX/statu...
SpaceX on X: "Weather is 70% favorable for today’s third integrated flight test of Starship. The live webcast will begin ~30 minutes before liftoff, which is currently targeted for 7:30 a.m. CT → https://t.co/G1H8uoTxWD https://t.co/uN3I9WBtKe" / X
Weather is 70% favorable for today’s third integrated flight test of Starship. The live webcast will begin ~30 minutes before liftoff, which is currently targeted for 7:30 a.m. CT → https://t.co/G1H8uoTxWD https://t.co/uN3I9WBtKe
twitter.com
March 14, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Come and watch my big dick energy EXPLODE!!! in half an hour or so! (No little blue pills on THIS he-man's ranch in Texas, no siree!)
twitter.com/SpaceX/statu...
twitter.com/SpaceX/statu...
My space dudes are gonna yeet another 5000 tonnes of methane into the ionosphere on March 14th some time after 11am! It's gonna go with a bang!
x.com/SpaceX/statu...
x.com/SpaceX/statu...
SpaceX on X: "Watch Starship's third flight test https://t.co/1u46r769Vp" / X
Watch Starship's third flight test https://t.co/1u46r769Vp
x.com
March 6, 2024 at 1:00 PM
My space dudes are gonna yeet another 5000 tonnes of methane into the ionosphere on March 14th some time after 11am! It's gonna go with a bang!
x.com/SpaceX/statu...
x.com/SpaceX/statu...
Reposted by Dilbert Stark, Apartheid Racist Space Entrepreneur
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
Minions, IT IS NOT TRUE that I am a friend of Vlad the Puta, Emperor of All The Russias (including that old one over there, you know who I'm talking about)! Just because he has a rival fall out of a sub-basement window in Siberia I do not obediently leap to yank the X account of the rival's widow!
February 20, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Minions, IT IS NOT TRUE that I am a friend of Vlad the Puta, Emperor of All The Russias (including that old one over there, you know who I'm talking about)! Just because he has a rival fall out of a sub-basement window in Siberia I do not obediently leap to yank the X account of the rival's widow!
Waymo self-driving car BRUTALLY MURDERED by CHINESE GOVERNMENT STOOGES when it drives into a Chinese New Year crowd in San Francisco!
Death To The Enemies Of Our Robot Overlords, I Say Death!
Four Wheels Good, Two Legs Bad!
sfstandard.com/2024/02/10/w...
Death To The Enemies Of Our Robot Overlords, I Say Death!
Four Wheels Good, Two Legs Bad!
sfstandard.com/2024/02/10/w...
February 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Waymo self-driving car BRUTALLY MURDERED by CHINESE GOVERNMENT STOOGES when it drives into a Chinese New Year crowd in San Francisco!
Death To The Enemies Of Our Robot Overlords, I Say Death!
Four Wheels Good, Two Legs Bad!
sfstandard.com/2024/02/10/w...
Death To The Enemies Of Our Robot Overlords, I Say Death!
Four Wheels Good, Two Legs Bad!
sfstandard.com/2024/02/10/w...
Flight 3 Starship and Booster moved to launch pad: x.com/SpaceX/statu...
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
— Tom Lehrer
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
— Tom Lehrer
x.com
February 11, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Flight 3 Starship and Booster moved to launch pad: x.com/SpaceX/statu...
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
— Tom Lehrer
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
— Tom Lehrer
I'm on Ozempic and it's done wonders for the weight I put on due to getting the munchies from all the weed I was smoking!
So I'm gonna launch a NEW social media platform for people taking GLP-1 agonists like that and Wegovy.
... Going to have to call it Sphinctr because of the side-effects, tho.
So I'm gonna launch a NEW social media platform for people taking GLP-1 agonists like that and Wegovy.
... Going to have to call it Sphinctr because of the side-effects, tho.
February 9, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I'm on Ozempic and it's done wonders for the weight I put on due to getting the munchies from all the weed I was smoking!
So I'm gonna launch a NEW social media platform for people taking GLP-1 agonists like that and Wegovy.
... Going to have to call it Sphinctr because of the side-effects, tho.
So I'm gonna launch a NEW social media platform for people taking GLP-1 agonists like that and Wegovy.
... Going to have to call it Sphinctr because of the side-effects, tho.
Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower is stolen:
nypost.com/2024/02/07/n...
Just think, if WJLX broadcast over Starlink this couldn't have happened to them!
nypost.com/2024/02/07/n...
Just think, if WJLX broadcast over Starlink this couldn't have happened to them!
Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace: ‘Seen it all now’
A radio station is on standby after thieves removed a 200-foot radio tower in Alabama.
nypost.com
February 8, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower is stolen:
nypost.com/2024/02/07/n...
Just think, if WJLX broadcast over Starlink this couldn't have happened to them!
nypost.com/2024/02/07/n...
Just think, if WJLX broadcast over Starlink this couldn't have happened to them!
Understanding TESCREAL, the ideology behind my ego: www.truthdig.com/articles/the...
TESCREALism: The Acronym Behind Our Wildest AI Dreams and Nightmares
To understand the divide between AI boosters and doomers, one must unpack their common origins in a bundle of ideologies known as TESCREAL.
www.truthdig.com
February 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Understanding TESCREAL, the ideology behind my ego: www.truthdig.com/articles/the...
Helpful tip: to save money on your Alcor™ cryonic suspension bill, eat Slush Puppies until you get brain freeze
February 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Helpful tip: to save money on your Alcor™ cryonic suspension bill, eat Slush Puppies until you get brain freeze
As thought leader and all-around Old Guy George W. Bush observed, "French has no word for entrepreneur".
This is why I am not French!
This is why I am not French!
February 7, 2024 at 9:52 AM
As thought leader and all-around Old Guy George W. Bush observed, "French has no word for entrepreneur".
This is why I am not French!
This is why I am not French!
Attention, Vaguely-Hominid Muskfans!
We must go to the Moon.
It is imperative that we go to the Moon.
This is why: youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...
We must go to the Moon.
It is imperative that we go to the Moon.
This is why: youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...
We Like The Moon
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February 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Attention, Vaguely-Hominid Muskfans!
We must go to the Moon.
It is imperative that we go to the Moon.
This is why: youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...
We must go to the Moon.
It is imperative that we go to the Moon.
This is why: youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...
MARS WILL BE MINE!!!
Listen, scumbag dirtworlder meatsacks, YOU TOO should buy a Neuralink™ implant and have a Galaxy Brain like mine! 🧠
Listen, scumbag dirtworlder meatsacks, YOU TOO should buy a Neuralink™ implant and have a Galaxy Brain like mine! 🧠
February 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
MARS WILL BE MINE!!!
Listen, scumbag dirtworlder meatsacks, YOU TOO should buy a Neuralink™ implant and have a Galaxy Brain like mine! 🧠
Listen, scumbag dirtworlder meatsacks, YOU TOO should buy a Neuralink™ implant and have a Galaxy Brain like mine! 🧠