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Dijital
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Leftist geek. he/him.
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*takes long drag from cigarette* That man ain't building a ballroom. The Presidential Emergency Operations Center is underneath the East Wing. They're expanding and renovating the President's underground bunker (Führerbunker). Where did the Nazis flee when the Third Reich collapsed? Argentina. That $40 billion payment to Argentina while the US government is shutdown is a security deposit. They're ensuring they i have a place to escape once shit hits the fan. *removes tin foil hat* 1/2 There is a bunker under the East Wing of the White House. By sheer coincidence, Adolf itler added onto the Reich Kanzlei by building a ballroom above the vorbunker in 1936 (the area to the right).
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Apropos of nothing, but...
Text: "Ariana Grande's No One Mourns The Wicked increased 50% in Spotify streams yesterday."
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but...
News headline: FBI under pressure over open airport five miles from C....K... assassination hit as private jet "vanishes" after shooting.
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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So sad about septic tank man. But I'm sure at this difficult time, his fans will be appeased to know that he loved gun violence so his death must be a great comfort to them.
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Trump is definitely in the Epstein files. This graphic description from one of the victims makes that clear.
Post with 3 photos, Donald Trump, the victim, and the Trump-and-Epstein photo that he wishes would disappear. Followed by a visceral description of the rape that Donald Trump committed against a restrained 13 year old girl.
September 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Post from Brian Tyler Cohen: California, Oregon and Washington announce they are forming an alliance to coordinate vaccine recommendations in direct defiance of RFK Jr. 2 panels. Left is a drawing of the west coast of the US, with CA, OR and WA highlighted. Right is an angry dog turd in a suit, looking uncomfortable. Or maybe Temu Kennedy. Unclear.
September 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Two panels of Epstein survivors talking about releasing the list of names of their abusers. Bottom caption: If congress won't release the list, the survivors will. Tick F**king tock.
September 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Look, hear me out…
Black hearse towing a wood chipper
September 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Coiled snake with an ICE hat and a Subway sandwich flying at it. Text reads "Don't Bread On Me"
August 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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He's going through a phase. :-D
JD Vance as Garth Brooks, and JD Vance as Chris Gaines.
July 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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4 panels. Caption: Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual. Panel 1: Andy Byron at the Coldplay Concert Panel 2: Luigi Mangione Panel 3: OceanGate sub Panel 4: Killer Whales
July 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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New nick just dropped.
Photo of Trump labeled “Donny Dementia”
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Cartoon of two men hanging from ropes connected by a pulley. The one with the MAGA hat is grinning while taking scissors to the rope, while the other man labeled “Americans” is looking on. If the rope is cut, both men will fall.
July 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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mythiclibearian 2d Teacher: How did WWl start? Student: The assassination of Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand. Teacher: How did WWIl start? Student: Germany invaded Poland. Teacher: How did WWIll start? Student: uh ... No one showed up to the birthday party of a cognitively deteriorating authoritarian in poorly applied orange face paint? Teacher: And ..? Student: ... Something about a squeaky tank?
June 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Forest Gump meme. And just like that... Nobody's talking about - The largest protests in American History - Trump being in the Epstein files - The assassination of a politician in Minnesota - Crowd size at Trump's birthday parade - Federal thugs abducting American citizens - A spending bill that adds trillions to the national debt, makes it legal for Trump to ignore the courts - Trump's record-low polling numbers
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Meme: When nobody shows up to your sad little birthday parade Photo of Donald Trump slapping a button that says WW3
June 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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It's so cool that cities are like "pweeease only turn on your AC if you're actively dying and don't go below 79" while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits."
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Daphne from Scooby Doo holding a gun, surrounded by dead people in white triple-K hoods. "Well gosh darn it. This one isn't a real ghost, either!"
June 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Picture of a smiling glass of water. "An important message from the glass of water who is completely unaware of double-entendres." "You're so hot right now, please put me inside you at regular intervals!"
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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B&W pic of Cricket, the dog that Kristi Noem admitted to murdering in her book. Next to that, the caption “Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me. -Cricket”
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Post from LeoJamesMusic. It works like this, you look the ICE agent right in the face, cell phone in hand and say "identify yourself as a real officer." Then you say "badge number and serial number" because they are playing dumb. Start dialing emergency services. If they refuse 2x you call 911 and say "there is a man here impersonating a cop and he has a gun." Someone was assassinated by a fake cop. Time for ICE to stop hiding behind the masks. We need to learn who they are. NoKings.
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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2 panel meme of Donald Trump and Marco Rubio. Panel 1, Trump says “I want less immigrants.” Rubio replies “Fewer.” Panel 2, Trump says “I told you, don’t call me that yet.” (Fewer rhymes with Führer, a German word for “leader” most commonly adopted by Adolf Hitler.)
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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"Boy, that was quick" captioned over a picture of Donald Trump and Pete Davidson holding hands.
June 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Elon Musk and Donald Trump glaring at each other over a banner that says "Alien vs Predator".
June 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM