I'm trying to pull it OUT Of my mouth, but I can't! He's SO strong!!!!

NO, NONE OF THIS AT ALL

Won't SOMEBODY tell Keith I'm NOT a baby, and I DON'T need a bottle?! Or diapers, or booties, or burping, or ANYTHING baby related!

I believe they are called butt-lers because they put that little cute kitty butt of yours into your diapers.