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DigitalVagrant
@digitalvagrant.bsky.social
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Zero Fucks. Laughs Incessantly. Terrible Aim. Twitch Partner. Does Vtubing. Living Embodiment of Scope Creep.
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digitalvagrant.bsky.social
Today's look into the hellscape of Corpse Twitter:

I unno guys, seems totally legit. I mean, it's not like Goldman Sachs wouldn't literally orbital strike any of their employees caught typing that many emojis. Riches and fortune await me, all through the magic of...

*checks notes*

Whatsapp.
A screenshot of a DM request on Twitter of an incredibly dubious profile going on about investment opportunities with way too many emojis and a like to a Whatsapp chat that probably has computer viruses unknown to modern science on the other side. Also claims to be from Goldman Sachs. The scammiest scam message I've seen in years.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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WELP. CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T CALL IT.
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Radia got me a cake and made sure to get the sprinkles I like and I'm gonna cry @radiaactive.bsky.social
It's birthday cake for me
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ghirardelli ice cream of the mint variety
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Is that a Naruto labubu
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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YOOBER DELTA
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Annoying @radiaactive.bsky.social by setting my display to German and confidently mispronouncing everything
It is a picture of an aircraft seat display. The language has been unnecessarily set to German.
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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HERE WE FUCKIN GO
It's the Twitchcon logo
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I probably just experienced one of the most thrilling sessions of Rust I have ever participated in, and it makes me crave more if the opportunity ever arises.

Behold: The Second Battle of Honeypot Hill. What was originally a friendly feud between two brothers turned into a full-server brawl.
A screenshot of the game Rust, on streamer Dinklebean's community server. DigitalVagrant has been playing on this server with his clanmates in the Zero Fucks clan and with his friend Lazerpig. The screenshot depicts a cinematic moment of what they call "The Second Battle of Honeypot Hill", Honeypot Hill being the name of the ZF base, which was built atop the hill of one of the railroad network tunnels that allow movement of trains between the above-ground and the below-ground. To the west, the jungle biome. To the east, and north, more of the grasslands. The screenshot depicts a view taken from high in the sky by an admin. Visible are multiple rockets in mid-flight and mid-impact as an Attack Helicopter swoops over the ZF base, which a significant portion of the server has shown up to raid. It is immensely cinematic, believe me.
August 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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My girlfriend @radiaactive.bsky.social has completely normal home decor preferences
It is a sign that has "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" on it, with a couple of physical photographs to accompany it.
August 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Radia convinced me it was important to at least publicly talk about the uphill struggles I've been dealing with over the past couple years, which I have refrained from speaking much about in most cases. I'm not looking for anything in particular; she's just encouraged me to stop hiding my agony.
It is a screenshot of text taken to condense the post down to a single one. A truncated version of this is as follows: The last several years of my life have been been a slow degradation, of both my circumstances and my own mental health. To be brief: Over the last several years, I lost basically my entire life savings, of several tens of thousands of dollars, at hands of the poor financial habits of those I believed to be responsible with it. Though I was able to reach an amicable payment plan, I will likely never see most of that money for a long, long time. In the meantime, I have dealt with a near-constant onslaught of back to back crises to deal with, from a massive laceration on my thumb (that I still have not regained full sensation in), to unexpected bills, to the now well-documented hell that Radia was put through by her former "friend" (which I do not regret helping her with and would do it again in a heartbeat). I have been in a steadily-increasing, near-constant mental fog for I do not know how long at this point; it is difficult for me to even pick out specific incidents, as my memory at this point is incredibly fragmented from stress. I did not speak at length publicly about these out of shame and an incredibly unhealthy habit to put my head down and try to brute-force work my way out of my problems. I am immensely conflict avoidant; I fear the anger of others, or of upsetting them with my issues. The end result was attempting to fight an uphill battle alone I had zero chance of winning, even as it steadily destroyed me. I am not okay. I am getting better; Radia's assistance, a steady therapist, and the slow abatement of some of the most major problems I have faced have begun to ease the pressure somewhat. But it is likely going to be some time until I feel back to where I once was. Thank you.
August 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Based on the fluctuating numbers I've seen so far during this event and across the last year, I estimate that there's roughly 10-12k players who will never dive anything other than bugs, no matter the reason or the occasion, and will never pick any planet where progress is possible.

Bugdivers real.
It is a piece chart of the player breakdown of current Helldivers 2 players. There is still 12k players on bugs even as almost the entire rest of the playerbase is defending super earth.
May 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I'm not getting over this bit, if I heard some dude say this in the same sentence as calling her a "social contagion" i'd be reaching into the woman's purse to grab the mace for her
A screenshot of the portion of the original images, specifically the part where the werido talks about her "sultry radio voice" and this man probably has a skin suit in his closet
May 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Yo @radiaactive.bsky.social can you buy me a collar

I've got a REALLY funny ide--
A screenshot of twitch's suspension message when a channel has been temporarily suspended due to community guidelines or terms of service violations.
May 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Obama? Is that you?
This AI lady is clearly sampled from Obama
March 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Me, the base mom when I just finished cryopod-ing the last 15 things you brought home:
Hands on the hips guy meme; edberg you don't walk the velociraptor we JUST let you keep, no you cannot bring home a fuzzy rodent; i should never have kids
March 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Yep that's pre-launch day version AND the beta version.
March 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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This thing is over 15 years old and I found it in a box underneath a bunch of other random objects i tossed in my closet to never look at again

How in the everloving fuck
This is a 15+ year old laptop HDD that is spitting in the face of logic and/or god
March 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I am refusing to BREATHE particularly hard until this file transfer finishes

How is this thing alive
That's the files for the original version of Final Fantasy XIV, untouched since October 19th, 2010. Holy shit this drive should not be running.
March 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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WE'RE BACK FOR MORE!

Running around a major city with unlicensed firearms is perfectly safe and normal.

THE DIVISION w/ @radiaactive.bsky.social @lazerpig.bsky.social @fightertales.bsky.social !
The Division promo artwork for this collab.
February 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Oh hey, you too?
I have 1420 hours of highlights I am COOOOOKED
February 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU!

Starting tomorrow at 2 PM PST / 5 PM EST, a squadron of top-notch yappers descend into a game plot that gives ALL of us a chance to indulge: The Division.

Featuring @radiaactive.bsky.social, @lazerpig.bsky.social, & @fightertales.bsky.social, and myself.

DON'T MISS IT!
A picture of four Division agents in a helicopter over New York City, with DigitalVagrant, Falcon, Radiaactive, and Lazerpig's heads on their bodies. The text reads their names as well as the title of the game, Tom Clancy's The Division.
February 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Despite everything, it IS rather pretty.
Picture of the Washington Monument across the ice in the evening, as the sun sets.
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Thanks to the generosity of a chat member, I was able to take @radiaactive.bsky.social and I in for a massage appointment. Holy hell, did our muscles need it.
The lovely Radia, standing in front of a spa window in her robe, smiling serenely at the camera. Radia, still in the spa, but this time sitting on the edge of a bathtub while giggling like a gremlin and hiding her face.
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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We forgot to get fans but plus side @skullvolver.bsky.social got a lil silly
Skullvolver doodled pictures of himself and Heavenly on the window's sweat fog.
January 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM