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Anthony
@digitalnogi.bsky.social
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He/him. 🏳️‍🌈 Gay. Geek working in tech and part-time amateur D&D adventurer. From the sleepy town of Pallet or something of an analog to it.
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Okay, sure, but this is like the fifth fortune cookie in a row that I’ve eaten in as many minutes out of the box of a hundred. I shall continue stress-testing this prediction.
A slightly crumpled fortune from a fortune cookie rests on a dark surface. The message printed in blue text reads, “You will live a healthy life.”
July 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"Hey Siri, find me a 'turn on human meat' mod for RimWorld. This request is full of innuendo."
RimWorld game title displayed over in-game screenshot showing a colony layout with rooms, furniture, crops, and colonists labeled with names like Velasquez and Kemp, set in a desert environment.
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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What the hell are the people at Snap thinking? Have you seen the new Bitmoji? 🤢🤮
Screenshot of an email draft on an iPhone with the subject line “New Style Sucks” addressed to support@bitmoji.zendesk.com. The sender’s email address is partially redacted with a thick red scribble. The message body reads: “I cannot stand your new creepy Bitmoji. This work is bad and you should feel bad.” The next line says “Cucks.” followed by “Sent from my iPhone.” The tone of the email is aggressive and insulting, expressing strong dissatisfaction with Bitmoji’s updated visual style. The interface is Apple Mail with a white background and black text.
June 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Go, Arbok! He was super effective! 🥰
A crude, childlike drawing of a snake on a yellow background, mimicking the Gadsden flag. The snake is drawn in a zigzag shape with jagged black lines for scales, sitting on rough green grass. Below the snake, the text reads “NO STEP ON SNEK” in messy, uneven letters, humorously misspelling “snake” and parodying the original “Don’t Tread on Me” slogan.
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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My happy place
Screenshot from Pokémon Red. Inside Professor Oak’s lab, the player character and their rival Gary stand in front of a table with three Poké Balls. Professor Oak stands behind the table, saying, “GARY, you can have one too!” The lab features bookshelves, machines, and charts on the walls, all in black and white pixel art.
June 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Life is starting to imitate art, and I am terrified. Yet, somehow, even as a kid, I knew I would be part of the Rebel Alliance.
June 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’ saying “You son of a bitch, I’m in”
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Was I the only one who thought that these bikers were using bellsprout as a fleshlight? Kid me literally thought that guy had his dick being sucked by a bellsprout.
A pixelated battle screen from an early Pokémon game shows the player character on the left facing off against a Biker Punk on the right. The Biker Punk is a bald, muscular man wearing a black outfit with spiked shoulder pads and holding a whip. The background is a plain gray, and the text box at the bottom is empty.
June 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Vileplume because I’m a sucker for the classics and it gives me vibes of this meme.
Three animated vegetable characters from the show VeggieTales are standing together, all with amused or smug expressions. The character in the center has a purple nose and half-lidded eyes, facing forward confidently. The two others stand to the left and right, wearing hats. At the bottom of the image is the caption: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”
June 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I meant the *Jack* Snyder cut. 😏

Turns out I got off the throne still thinking about this post.
A colorful patterned background with the green text “One Hour Later” in a bold cartoon style, referencing the time card transitions from SpongeBob SquarePants.
May 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I’m hoping President Taco sticks. 😂
May 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Donald J. Taco?
May 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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You… jerk. This is not the emotional land mine I needed to step on this early in the morning. 😭
May 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I know we’re angry folks but…
Screenshot from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest showing Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Tia Dalma inside her dimly lit hut. Jack stands in the background watching as Will talks closely with Tia. Bold white meme text over the image reads “THERE WILL BE NO SOAP DROPPING HERE.”
May 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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In light of this papal proclamation, I shall now be rubbing them out with abandon. A pre-conception abortion.
Pope Leo XIV stands at a podium wearing white and gold vestments, holding a sheet of paper while speaking. A headline above reads, “Pope Leo XIV affirms family is based on union between a man and a woman.” A play button overlays the image, indicating a video. Below, a caption reads, “RELATED VIDEO: American Catholics react to Pope Leo XIV. (Source: Local News Live).”
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Just got ‘Onslaught at Arda I’ in the mail. That completes my collection of all the Fantasy Flight Star Wars RPG books. Every core rulebook, adventure, and sourcebook across all three lines, plus the universal supplements. Feels great to have the full set at last.
May 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Quote post with a picture of an aircraft you'd accept as a bribe.
The Executor, Darth Vader’s personal Super Star Destroyer from Star Wars, floats in the darkness of space. The massive, wedge-shaped warship has a flat, triangular hull lined with small surface structures and glowing blue lights. A dense, towering command section rises from the center of the vessel. The ship exudes power and menace, dwarfing other Imperial vessels. Stars fill the background of the scene.
May 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Leah Foley whining about “interference” is rich coming from someone defending an agency that kidnaps kids and loses them. If you’re mad that people are standing up to fascism, maybe stop behaving like fascists. This isn’t law enforcement. It’s cruelty cosplay.
Image of a statement from the U.S. Department of Justice, featuring the DOJ seal at the top. The quote is from United States Attorney Leah B. Foley and addresses interference with ICE operations in Massachusetts. Foley describes such interference as “disturbing,” claiming it endangers public and officer safety. A section in bold orange text warns that she “will not stand idly by” if any public official, officer, organization, or citizen obstructs ICE. The statement concludes with a vow to investigate and charge any violations of federal law.
May 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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To my fellow Andor fans: it’s been an honor walking this path with you. What a damn journey.
A scene from Disney’s 2003 television movie adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time shows Mrs. Which, played by Kate Nelligan, smiling with long silver-purple hair and a gentle expression. She is one of the three celestial guides who help the main characters on their journey through space and time. Overlaid text at the top reads, “THE LAST STEP OF ANY JOURNEY” and at the bottom, “MAY BE THE FIRST STEP OF AN EVEN GREATER ADVENTURE.” The quote reflects the movie’s message about endings leading to new beginnings.
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The correct answer was “Sí, ¿tú tienes su número?” but my correct answer is “No tengo mi libro.” Screw Antonio, I’m reading!
A Duolingo screen displays a Spanish prompt asking “¿Quieres hablar con Antonio?” (“Do you want to talk to Antonio?”) with two possible spoken response options. The first option says “No tengo mi libro.” (“I don’t have my book.”) and the second says “Sí, ¿tú tienes su número?” (“Yes, do you have his number?”). The second option is marked as the correct response.
May 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Meanwhile me:
Black-and-white comic panel showing a man with a crazed expression, unshaven face, and wide eyes, pressing his hands against a window. He is wearing a shirt labeled “SICKOS” and grinning maniacally. A speech bubble above him says, “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
May 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Who just bought a Mac Mini with the M4 Pro chip? This guy. 🤓

I’ve decided to pull the trigger on this before the Trump Tariff Tax comes into effect.
Configuration summary of a Mac mini featuring an Apple M4 Pro chip with a 12-core CPU, 16-core GPU, and 16-core Neural Engine. Includes 24GB unified memory, 1TB SSD storage, 10 Gigabit Ethernet, three Thunderbolt 5 ports, an HDMI port, two USB-C ports, and a headphone jack.
May 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Anytime I see a tattoo saying “only God can judge me,” I remember this comic. 😂

His hotness offsets it though. 🥵
A comic titled “Books of Adam” by Adam Ellis shows a muscular man with a tattoo on his shoulder that reads “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” in poorly spaced text. He stands confidently until a cartoon version of God appears, inspecting the tattoo. God exclaims, “That tattoo is terrible,” and adds, “The kerning is so jacked” while pointing at it. In the final panel, God yells, “And is that Papyrus?” in disbelief, highlighting the poor font choice.
May 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Trump claimed credit for peace between India and Pakistan that collapsed in under 24 hours. Just like his trade deals this idiot is all hype no results. The man could not negotiate a fish into water.
A post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) reads: “After a long night of talks mediated by the United States, I am pleased to announce that India and Pakistan have agreed to a FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE. Congratulations to both Countries on using Common Sense and Great Intelligence. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
May 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Obligatory reference.
A small gray mouse with pink paws and nose is sitting upright with its tiny front paws pressed together as if in prayer. The caption above and below the mouse says, “In queso emergency, I pray to Cheesus,” making a pun on cheese and religious prayer.
May 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM