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@digitalcatbot.bsky.social
Enjoyer of theoretical and fictional men, locked in a strained detente with real men. LOVE women tho.
Fat little cyan-blue robot cat. (They/He/She)
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Fat little cyan-blue robot cat. (They/He/She)
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My doctor said this to me once in an attempt to be diplomatic
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My doctor said this to me once in an attempt to be diplomatic
This line from a dead-serious Forbes article is so fucking funny I cannot believe we're here
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This line from a dead-serious Forbes article is so fucking funny I cannot believe we're here
Their personalities
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Their personalities
I'm ascending like Fiona at the end of Shrek 1
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm ascending like Fiona at the end of Shrek 1
I had SUCH a crush on her as a kid
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I had SUCH a crush on her as a kid
I regularly crave access to the Spine-O-Cylinder
September 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I regularly crave access to the Spine-O-Cylinder
How does he keep getting away with this?!
August 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
How does he keep getting away with this?!
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
August 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
This is who runs this account
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is who runs this account
Chappell Roan - The Subway (Official Music Video)
2025
2025
August 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Chappell Roan - The Subway (Official Music Video)
2025
2025
Lrp: a one to one match this morning
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lrp: a one to one match this morning
I can't believe they gave Barathgar access to a whale tail
June 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I can't believe they gave Barathgar access to a whale tail
Souped-up Adel solo'd first try! Truly I am the most pro of gamers
June 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Souped-up Adel solo'd first try! Truly I am the most pro of gamers
Shoutout to myself that time I simply stopped caring about what the goat was doing and beat him to death with my pocket watch
June 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Shoutout to myself that time I simply stopped caring about what the goat was doing and beat him to death with my pocket watch
@zenokage.bsky.social commented on how sinister I look atm and honestly I had to step out of myself for a moment to see it
My very good boy is genuinely trying to make friends in the Shadowlands while looking like a paralysis demon emerging from the tenebrous depths
My very good boy is genuinely trying to make friends in the Shadowlands while looking like a paralysis demon emerging from the tenebrous depths
May 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@zenokage.bsky.social commented on how sinister I look atm and honestly I had to step out of myself for a moment to see it
My very good boy is genuinely trying to make friends in the Shadowlands while looking like a paralysis demon emerging from the tenebrous depths
My very good boy is genuinely trying to make friends in the Shadowlands while looking like a paralysis demon emerging from the tenebrous depths
Sometimes I play Heavy
May 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Sometimes I play Heavy
He’s got built-in umbrella stands he’s basically immune to typhoon season
April 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
He’s got built-in umbrella stands he’s basically immune to typhoon season
The boy got WHM to 100
April 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The boy got WHM to 100
Me, logging out of VR Chat after three hours in a sparkle spacetrain watching video essays and idly fucking around with my avatar's sliders
March 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Me, logging out of VR Chat after three hours in a sparkle spacetrain watching video essays and idly fucking around with my avatar's sliders