That's propaganda started by big space to sell more dust. Don't buy into the hype.

Also this is cool as hell, for real.

You're devious. I love it.

I couldn't fight. I put him through six mini challenges, he won the day, and we got to take over a castle forever.

He has been waiting for our next adventure all week. #dad #stepdad #minecraft

I filled it with challenges and monsters, and while he slept I moved him into the dungeon of the castle, tossed down a bed, and bound him to it. Sent him into adventure mode so he couldn't just dig through the wall. I told him that pillagers had kidnapped us, and cursed us so he couldn't dig and

Personal Computer Computer. This hurt. But really, I'm feeling the nostalgia.