you look so good!

I was in autopilot mode and I literally started glitching haha

me: *pulls up to drive thru speaker*

barista: "What's up?"

me: *stares blankly at speaker* uhhhhh..... good morning.....

XD

it just bothers me when people can't keep a consistent speed... Like brother why are we going +10mph then -10mph every 5 seconds 😭

gotta make sure they shave off that 1 second they spent shitting too long at the trucker stop.

I wish I had two lanes omw to work... it's all single lane and no one passes the person going 10 under.

my favorite thing a pharmacist said during all this bananas was

"if you actually understand how the Tylenol pathway works, you'd fucking know it can't cause autism."

birbs

I WON AGAIN, but I forgot to screenshot 😭 my fiance was watching me on discord tho, so he gave me good luck!

bad parents suck

AGAIN