Different, Not Broken
@differentnotbroken.bsky.social
Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny.
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
June 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I had to.
I had to.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I had to.
I had to.
My kangaroo is malfunctioning
May 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My kangaroo is malfunctioning
God dammit this is excellent marketing. It’s like a honey trap for Millenials.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
May 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
God dammit this is excellent marketing. It’s like a honey trap for Millenials.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Excuse me. It appears my kangaroo is malfunctioning.
March 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Excuse me. It appears my kangaroo is malfunctioning.
NO. WE SHOULD BE EXEMPT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
March 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
NO. WE SHOULD BE EXEMPT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
Describe your entire personality in one screen shot.
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Describe your entire personality in one screen shot.
Okay, I made this because I thought it would be funny but I don't think I realized HOW funny.
I will never look at this the same.
I will never look at this the same.
March 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Okay, I made this because I thought it would be funny but I don't think I realized HOW funny.
I will never look at this the same.
I will never look at this the same.
Marriage. 😂
March 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Marriage. 😂
We set out to make autism assessment accessible and to hopefully make people feel a little more understood.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
March 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We set out to make autism assessment accessible and to hopefully make people feel a little more understood.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
I made a noise that woke up Bruno and he was… not pleased.
February 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I made a noise that woke up Bruno and he was… not pleased.
I wish you a day that is this difficult.
Also this comfortable.
Also this comfortable.
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wish you a day that is this difficult.
Also this comfortable.
Also this comfortable.
Your mother gave this as a gift to your children.
What do you do?
What do you do?
February 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Your mother gave this as a gift to your children.
What do you do?
What do you do?
My mother says that she loves my daughters more than anything in the world.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
February 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My mother says that she loves my daughters more than anything in the world.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
This feels like an indictment.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This feels like an indictment.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
It’s pretty widely accepted that my 6-year-old is going to violently overthrow a regime some day.
My best friend is asking the hard, but correct, questions.
My best friend is asking the hard, but correct, questions.
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s pretty widely accepted that my 6-year-old is going to violently overthrow a regime some day.
My best friend is asking the hard, but correct, questions.
My best friend is asking the hard, but correct, questions.
When your little brother works for you. @crediblebs.bsky.social. 😂😂
February 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When your little brother works for you. @crediblebs.bsky.social. 😂😂
This is an actual message I just got from someone on my patient experience team.
I’m laughing so hard.
I’m laughing so hard.
February 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is an actual message I just got from someone on my patient experience team.
I’m laughing so hard.
I’m laughing so hard.
I have never seen attorneys general used in the wild before. This is a big day for me.
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have never seen attorneys general used in the wild before. This is a big day for me.
Mom. I definitely absolutely love you and am resting here to be close to you and it has nothing to do with your sandwich.
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Mom. I definitely absolutely love you and am resting here to be close to you and it has nothing to do with your sandwich.