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LazySammy
@differentl1fe.bsky.social
20 yrs old.

I'm just really bad at being a human.
Be warned, I like, and follow a bunch of nsfw shit.
hap birth

Here crab as gift

(Y use much word when few word do trick)
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
rate the fit
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ain't got any candy; here's a crab
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ima just leave this here
September 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
One of the hardest anime-exclusive shots in jojo's and I refuse to think otherwise.
September 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Petition for ppl to start making the tops do these kinds of faces during sex. If they ain't seeing the face of God and weeping in sheer terror of what they see whilst giving backshots/ getting head, I don't wanna see it.
August 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
why do a lot of porn artists make the top do this face

no like, seriously wtf
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
wtf
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
August 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
did this doodle for a yter I like in his discord. (the same guy who did the 'Nintendo switch-blade' vine)
August 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Must scream?
August 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
got some refreshments if ya need it <3
August 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ngl, an underrated plot-twist in horror game media (IMO) is that the 'sirens' you hear in "Forbidden Siren/SIREN" is this eldritch alien's screams.
August 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
let's go gambling!

chk chk chk ching! aww dan- Oh shit
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
July 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
apparently, this happened on the day i was born (according to the way i found it)
July 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
all it takes...
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls:

Doobie Wah!
June 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
June 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He's right behind me, Isn't he?
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
June 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NO, MILES!!! HOLDING IT IN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
amazon:
June 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM