Die Vogel Hexe
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Die Vogel Hexe
@dievogelhexe.bsky.social
a.k.a. The Bird Witch
I'm assuming that this photo is a fake - mainly because I don't think these idiots are educated enough to come up with an actual Nazi reference. But nowadays you can't really assume that ....
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yes, it does make sense. This is what influenza does. The 1918 pandemic hit healthy, young adults particularly hard. If you choose not to be vaccinated, you're increasing your chances of being one of the statistics.
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Avian influenza is coming, and we will be very, very sorry.
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ah well. Stupid animals don't get to remain stupid for very long. They live shorter lives and leave fewer offspring. Thus their genes are slowly purged from the species. Similarly. persistently stupid species and societies are out-competed by more clever ones.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Nobody pays attention to old ladies, so we get away with all kinds of crap. It's our super power.
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't think a spoon is needed...
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Citizens to the military: "Remember your oaths."
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I want someone to ask me to keep their money after they get Raptured.
September 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Yeah, but then comes Vance.
August 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Because what a person suffering from inflamed, irritated sinuses needs is irritating stink molecules in their Kleenex. Cloth tissues are looking better and better...
August 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We've been fighting the good fight against moles, chipmunks, mice, and crabgrass all over the common areas this summer.
Resist we must.
August 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Just about to write exactly that.
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A grilled cheese sandwich made with a fresh croissant and ghost pepper cheese, melted until the aroma, texture, and flavors meet in a perfect balance of deliciousness. (I guess that's dinner sorted.)
July 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I swear that I can no longer tell the difference between trolling, comedy, and actual news.
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Avian influenza is coming, and we're inviting it in. Covid was a sweet, fluffy kitten compared to "bird flu".
July 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Yeah, they do think we're stupid, because the only people they listen to are their followers who are indeed stupid. They also think we should just die already. Not sure they've considered the end game when the billionaires' customers have all died, but... not my problem.
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I already had my first rant of the day when I spotted this in my mailbox.
July 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is what happens when boys aren't allowed to play with Barbie dolls.
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"Math is hard." -- Barbie
June 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This could explain the current state of our country.
April 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think a good chunk of our populace is clinically insane. Or stupid. Hard to tell.
April 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Back where?
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM