Quick reminder that yes, I did write a heist book about a pair of thieves trying to steal bull semen. Not a euphemism. It’s called Extraction.

Ranger, book three in the Alddarri Archives, release date announcement.

Pickle’s weather report: “THE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US POSEIDON’S WRATH IS NIGH LOVE ME FATHER AS THE DARKNESS CLOSES IN!”

Translation: 20 mph winds and a bit of rain.

Just a quick reminder that I did indeed write a fantasy heist novel about a pair of thieves trying to steal bull semen. Which means I had to research how bull semen is collected. If that’s not worth a book purchase, I don’t know what is.

Only thing we’re leaving behind in our old apartment.

Wooo new office!

CHEESE IT, IT’S THE COPS

Found the next big BookTok trend.

Oh shit… Y’ALL, I FOUND IT

I started marking every state I’ve shipped a book to. (This doesn’t count Amazon, because they don’t share those details.) New England, I promise you’d dig Frostbitten! It’s set in a frozen hellscape!

Pickle would like to remind you that a lot is two words. He’s kind of weird about it.

Pickle would like to remind all of you of the importance of interiority in your 3rd person limited stories. I think @ceemtaylor.bsky.social paid him to say that, though.

It’s important that people here are aware of my writing buddy Pickle. He’s responsible for at least 15% of the good shit in my books.