Temenos
@dietprozac.bsky.social
Got Bangkok to Montauk on lock
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Hey clown, jester you have done it again.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey clown, jester you have done it again.
Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????
Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online
Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky
February 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky
If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted
People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules
February 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules
Me and @icyhusky120.bsky.social fr
“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot thousands of miles away
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me and @icyhusky120.bsky.social fr
If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead
Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note
February 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note
Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.
February 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.
I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming
February 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming
You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces
January 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces
Orrrrr we could call Luigi...
January 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Orrrrr we could call Luigi...
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Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh
Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??
January 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??
And I meant it in the nicest way, too...
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And I meant it in the nicest way, too...
It's kinda fun seeing reserved gays I met on Twitter years ago become absolute SLUTS on bluesky
January 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's kinda fun seeing reserved gays I met on Twitter years ago become absolute SLUTS on bluesky
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Me turning on my LED headlights 🧡🧡🧡
January 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me turning on my LED headlights 🧡🧡🧡
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There are no bots on Bluesky wdym
January 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There are no bots on Bluesky wdym
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costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy
me:
me:
January 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy
me:
me:
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We deserve each other, me and bot
January 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We deserve each other, me and bot
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Well I hardly think this is fair
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well I hardly think this is fair
My mom making me sneak water bottles into the movie theater
January 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My mom making me sneak water bottles into the movie theater