kiwi 🥝
@dietcokekiwi.bsky.social
probably drinking diet coke rn but like in a slutty way
happy belated v day, angels
February 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
happy belated v day, angels
Quote with your top 10 songs on your repeat playlist 😚
February 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Quote with your top 10 songs on your repeat playlist 😚
Oh nooo I have the after lunch sleepies, im made to curl up on a leaf not sit at a desk
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh nooo I have the after lunch sleepies, im made to curl up on a leaf not sit at a desk
Arizona got rid of their rental tax that is charged to renters and these are the email communications my property management company has sent about the change, like is this not blackmail? Pretty fucking shady
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Arizona got rid of their rental tax that is charged to renters and these are the email communications my property management company has sent about the change, like is this not blackmail? Pretty fucking shady
my aunt texted me that she found these while thrifting for $1 each and haggled with someone who put them in their cart to get 4 of them for me and if you’re not a nerd like me it would help to know that typically I see these for $50+ each
January 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my aunt texted me that she found these while thrifting for $1 each and haggled with someone who put them in their cart to get 4 of them for me and if you’re not a nerd like me it would help to know that typically I see these for $50+ each
happy new year, prepare for me to be insufferable now that it’s my birthday month 🎂 🤍
January 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
happy new year, prepare for me to be insufferable now that it’s my birthday month 🎂 🤍
the plants are absolutely the star of the show!!
December 31, 2024 at 6:11 PM
the plants are absolutely the star of the show!!
first time showing up at work with messy bun hair that I slept in pls im so self conscious
December 31, 2024 at 5:34 PM
first time showing up at work with messy bun hair that I slept in pls im so self conscious
lunch break attempt
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
lunch break attempt
this is her dating app profile picture
December 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
this is her dating app profile picture
ur guess is as good as mine but it involved some need for them to do something important that they could only do with really long tail and wing feathers idk
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
ur guess is as good as mine but it involved some need for them to do something important that they could only do with really long tail and wing feathers idk
just having an age appropriate conversation with my kids about sex (bc they asked me questions) and of course my hypochondriac death obsessed child asks “can you die from having sex”
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 AM
just having an age appropriate conversation with my kids about sex (bc they asked me questions) and of course my hypochondriac death obsessed child asks “can you die from having sex”
heard it was tummy twosday 😏
December 10, 2024 at 2:03 PM
heard it was tummy twosday 😏
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM
mirror selfie wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
mirror selfie wrapped
throwback to when you were in a hat - quote post with yours (ft @neverm0re666.bsky.social)
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 PM
throwback to when you were in a hat - quote post with yours (ft @neverm0re666.bsky.social)
marked safe from my kids messing up my Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM
marked safe from my kids messing up my Spotify wrapped
4 random photos from my camera roll :)
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
4 random photos from my camera roll :)
I use my handy dandy 8” fingerspan to measure everything hahahahaha
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I use my handy dandy 8” fingerspan to measure everything hahahahaha
If you see this, quote reply with a #blackandwhite portrait of you 🖤🤍
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
If you see this, quote reply with a #blackandwhite portrait of you 🖤🤍