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A Sophie-Shaped Anomaly
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dieselsandwich.bsky.social
I can never leave this chair again. Cat gravity.
Black cat with a white diamond on chest looking up while being petted on a blanket covered lap.
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Yin Yang arrangement: 2/10 (needs work)

Cat Cuteness: 400/10 (true excellence)
A black and gray cat each laying in a kidney bean shaped curl position with their backs pressed against each other on a gray fabric surface. POV angle is from above.
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
He's declared it illegal for me to drink hot cocoa, or use my phone when I could be paying attention to him instead.

The ACLU has declined to take the case, citing it as "unwinnable due to constitutionally supported cuteness".
A black cat getting as close as possible, not letting me do anything except pay attention to him. Only his face and forepaws are visible on the table due to how close his face is to the camera.
April 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Four panel meme depicting two people texting at night. The first has Pete 'Drunken Airstrikes' Hegseth's face over it and the second has JD 'Couch Time' Vance over it. The first person texts, "don't tell anyone but let's do some airstrikes", the second person texts, "haha yeah why not", then the 2nd person looks happy and rests their phone on their stomach. In the forth panel a random guy with the icon for The Atlantic as a face stares at their phone and says "who is texting me".
March 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Me, a lactose intolerant person enjoying my life: 😌🧀🍕🍔🍦

My internal organs:
Saruman from Lord of The Things smirking and saying, "So you have chosen... death."
March 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Every time I take a picture of deer it's so blurry it becomes cryptid-posting.

They don't have 6 legs, that's just the fawn behind it.
Two deer on the grass by a sidewalk, on front of a building with two windows, at night. One is smaller and behind the other. The larger deer is looking towards the camera.. there is a wooden barrier between the deer and the sidewalk.
March 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Mandatory doomscrolling interruption.

You must stop scrolling and view the cats to improve your morale. This is not optional.
A gray cat laying on the left looking at the camera with a black cat laying on the right looking at the camera from a lower angle. They are both laying on a cushion with a blanket on it.
February 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
"What's your five year plan"
"Finishing writing a novel"
"How long have you been writing it already?"
Ben Affleck smoking a cig and looking fed up and exhausted.
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
A yellow duck with an intense expression on its face, from an old meme about asking lemonade stand sellers for grapes.
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
A few short moments where they aren't agents of absolute chaos.
Two cats, one black and one grey, laying in a square bed in the light of a window to the right of them. A blue curtain is hanging near them on the upper left side.
January 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
dieselsandwich.bsky.social
Free cat pictures, in this economy? It's more likely than you think.
November 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM