🎶 Cuz tramps like us/baby we were born and raised in the state in which we run 🎵

They did surgery on something as simple as a crack pipe

I’ve never kissed a clone before

Beyoncé made a country album. Lana’s recording a country album. What’s next, Carly Rae Jepsen, “My Son Calls Another Man Maybe”?

I turned on the Battleship movie (to see Rhianna) and the opening scene has a scientist guy delivering the exposition and it’s the election expert from Succession who got wasabi in his eye

Peacock has the Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs biopic under documentary.

“I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany was my favorite song as a little kid and I thought the “children behave” part meant the couple in the lyric share a love so pure and exuberant that rowdy children became orderly in their presennce, never occurred to me that the singer and lover were the children.