Do not try to use a drive-through.

Advanced: Check how tall the rental papers say it is, make sure the drive-through has at least a foot more. Don't try if it looks at all close.

Tag your kinks

YES

hey, speaking from experience, Something Awful is a place where nasty young men grew up to become absolutely wonderful ladies

I dunno I'm pretty sure you were serving in July but not as much as now. Do you have your old one to compare to?

Change your name again so they have to give you a new one again

I loathe the journalistic trope of "Bob, male, and Jane, who identifies as female, ..."

as your doctorfriend, water is bad for you. your body needs "blue" flavours

girls yearn for the cube