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Horror stories so funny they'll kill you. Online at dielaughingmag.com. EIC - @probablyharmless.bsky.social and @cassandradaucus.bsky.social. Issue 3 coming soon!
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You can also purchase a PDF of Die Laughing Magazine Issue 5 for $5 here:
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You are purchasing a PDF copy of Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5. The Table of Contents for Issue 5 is: Romie Stott, "It Is My Circus; They Are My Mon...
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November 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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You can also purchase a PDF of Die Laughing Magazine Issue 5 for $5 here:
Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 - Die Laughing Mag's Ko-fi Shop
You are purchasing a PDF copy of Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5. The Table of Contents for Issue 5 is: Romie Stott, "It Is My Circus; They Are My Mon...
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November 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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C Lenz, "Yesforatu"

dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 25d
Immortality is a blessing, to some. But in rare cases, there can be certain drawbacks. Read Die Laughing Mag issue 5 the day after tomorrow(!) and @sealenz.bsky.social will tell you all about it in a story with a title we wish we came up with ourselves.
In the center of a blue frame, a photo of the author (a person with long, blond hair and glasses) sitting in a chair and having a snack.. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 C Lenz "Yesforatu" Bottom text, a quote from the story: Dave's face grew pinched, like everything was growing towards his now pointed nose and needle-like incisors. Of all people, Dave had the Nosferatu curse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Lena Ng, "Afternoon Tea Over Innsmouth"

dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 27d
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a horror comedy lit mag in possession of an Eldritch Austen Abomination, must be in want of readers. Please join us in welcoming back Lena Ng, the mag's first returning contributor, to tell us all about it over tea in just 5 short days! #dielaughing
In the center of a black frame, a photo of the author (a smiling, bespectacled person with dark hair and a sparkly witch’s hat) standing in the Halloween aisle of a store. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 Lena Ng "Afternoon Tea Over Innsmouth" Bottom text, a quote from the story: Now it is a well-known fact that a mannerly monster of good fortune would be in want of a wife.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Mir Rainbird, "The Moaning Caverns Cry for You! Yes, You!"

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Are you looking for a beautiful vacation spot with absolutely nothing weird or sinister about it? Look no further! As Mir Rainbird assures us, this place is beautiful, unforgettable, and totally safe*.

*We are not liable for harm incurred in the caverns.

Read all about it 10/31! Yes, YOU! #horror
In the center of a gray frame, a photo of a black cat in black and white. The eyes of the cat stare piercingly from the void of the furry face. We presume this is not the author, but can we really be sure? Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 Mir Rainbird "The Moaning Caverns Cry for You! Yes, You!" Bottom text, a quote from the story: The music of the caverns is a unique and hypnotic sound which many describe as “unforgettable”!
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Ash Vale, "Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus"

dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · Oct 23
The concept may seem a bit abstract (see what we did there?) but our hypothesis is you'll love this found fiction fright from @ashvalewrites.bsky.social and we hope you'll read the mag on 10/31 and help show the world we were right. We were right about everything. #horror #dielaughing
In the center of a beige frame, a photo of the author (a person with longish blonde hair and two nose rings). They are looking directly at the camera and smiling slightly. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 Ash Vale "Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus" Bottom text, a quote from the story: The purpose of this study is to investigate the mycoremediation potential of a crossbred strain of nematophagous fungi, specifically pleurotus ostreatus, or oyster mushrooms, on embalming formaldehyde in groundwater.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Glenn Dungan, "Davy is Floating"

dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · Oct 21
If you have a sibling, you probably know how stressful it can be when they misbehave. Everyone up in arms, your brother up a few feet from the floor...

See how this plays out in "Davy is Floating," a harrowing story by Glenn Dungan in Die Laughing Magazine this Halloween! #horror #dielaughing
In the center of a blue frame, a photo of the author (a person with short, dark hair and short facial hair) shown in profile standing outdoors. He is wearing a pretty nice sweater. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 Glenn Dungan "Davy Is Floating" Bottom text, a quote from the story: One morning I woke up and Davy was floating and grandma told him to stop but he wouldn’t.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Romie Stott, "It Is My Circus; They Are My Monkeys; But I Have Limited Influence on the Monkeys"

dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · Oct 17
Here at Die Laughing Mag we have plenty of experience with clowns, but monkeys? Not our usual bag. Thankfully, we've found expert monkey wrangler @romiesays.bsky.social to tell us all about it. Read the story in Issue 5 this Halloween! #horror #dielaughing
In the center of a brown frame, a photo of the author (a person with longish, light hair) peeking out through a hole in one of those wooden panels with the face cut out. This one makes her look like a pilot with goggles and a helmet and a uniform. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 5 Romie Stott "It Is My Circus; They Are My Monkeys; But I Have Limited Influence on the Monkeys" Bottom text, a quote from the story: Look. Have you ever tried to get monkeys to do something? Or, more saliently, not do something? As someone with a monkey circus, I have a lot of experience in this area.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Issue Five is coming on October 31 (ooooo Halloween! Spooky!) 👻🎃🧟🧛

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dielaughingmag.bsky.social Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · Oct 14
Cover reveal! This artist has graced the inner pages of the magazine since the beginning, but the moment we saw this comically unnerving art by @authoriseult.bsky.social we knew it was the perfect way to mark one full year of the mag. Sleep with one eye open and get ready to laugh! #dielaughing
A woman lies on her back, in bed, fast asleep. One arm is draped behind her head. A small creature, perhaps a demon, crouches on her chest. A black horse with very white teeth leans in from the window. Both the creature and the horse are wearing festive birthday hats, and the creature holds a party blower in its mouth. When she awakes, the woman will have a very special birthday surprise.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM