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Username55/DiegoWuzHere
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34 He/Him Uh...I like video games and sometimes I make stories about a guy with a small dick being teased by his gf. You might have read them. Also, I'm probably going to post and repost a lot of naughty stuff. So Minors DNI.
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diegowuzhere.bsky.social
As the people on Tumblr would say: My dash did a thing.
The top image is of a Gmod chat log that says: planeyboys if you don't stop you are gay. Bottom image is a cropped image of a sheep woman having sex with a another woman. The joke being that they are lesbians, yet the one topping is calling the other gay.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Half expected some wiseacres to say their preferred female character in "nothing".

As tempting as that sounds, I'll take this seriously.

I'll do Princess Peach, dressed as Amy Rose.
September 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Chubby ENF is my favorite kind of ENF.
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Not sure what the context is, but here we go.
Princess Peach Mei-Ling Zhou Wii Fit Trainer (Female) Shantae
August 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
I'm a sucker for ENF at beaches, pools and especially waterparks.
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
You left out one of the best parts. THE COMMENTS SECTION!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Several comments in the video "Why you definitely SHOULD NOT share this JD Vance meme" posted by MSNBC. All of the profile pics pictured along with each comment is the JD Vance meme in question or variants of them. In fact, if you go to the video and scroll down further, majority of them have baby Vance as their profile pic.
June 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
I tried the thing. Never felt more called out in my life. Thanks Based Sonic.
The Sonic Syndrome results. A personality test that ranks you in relation to several Sonic the Hedgehog characters and their personality traits. In clockwise order you have Sonic (ADHD) at 60% Amy Rose (Dependent) at 75% Knuckles (OCPD) at 45% Dr. Eggman (Narcissistic) at 30% Metal Sonic (Schizoid) at 40% Tails (Anxiety) at 75% and finally Shadow (PTSD) at 60% Apparently, this means I'm a very anxious and co-dependent person who seems to bounce from thing to thing without focusing and can't let go of past traumatic or terrible memories. Is this true? That's between me and my therapist. But this was more just for fun anyway so take that with a grain of salt should you take the test yourself.
May 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Whoops, my hand slipped. ...for about 5 months. Continuously.

Seriously though, I'm shocked more people didn't use this as a base for something.
3 women, named Rina, Kiki and Gracie, who are trying to hide themselves around a pole in the middle of the sidewalk. Kiki (the blonde one) looks sheepish as she smiles trying to hide herself behind Rina (the one with brownish pigtails.). Rina is peeking out, trying to think of a way not to be seen, but it's too late. Everyone has caught them. A fact that Gracie (dark brown haired one) has just realized. She wraps her arms and legs around the bottom of the pole and screams out in utter dismay. This unfortunately attracts more attention to them and prolongs their humiliation.
May 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
It's always so tragic when that happens. 😢
April 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Listen, if the game allows you to do something, then it's not your fault when the intrusive thoughts win.

Now I wish Whitney wanted a bakery so I could've made the obvious joke...
Whitney, a snooty white wolf villager, standing in front of a sink in a picture I took for the Happy Home Network in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I used the fish-eye lens to make her look like she was chunky, mainly cause the temptation to take a stupid picture and use it as a display photo for the makeup salon she wanted was too strong to ignore. Considering the *ahem* type of people on this website, I figured that they'd get some amusement out of this picture as well.
March 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Good thing Diego took the hit for me. Poor guy, but he's used to it by now I'm sure. :3
The birthday girl herself, Fishabelle, just stole Diego's clothes! This is despite the fact he got her a new fishing hat for her birthday. Naturally, he's embarrassed as he tries to call her out on this. But there is no stopping Fishy. She placed the gift on his head as he covers his bait and tackle with the gift box. Dialogue: Diego: B-but, I gave you a gift! You didn't have to do that!! Fishabelle: It's my birthday and everyone else is spending it in their birthday suits! Besides, that hat goes great with those big blushy cheeks of yours... ...and I'm not talking about those face cheeks~
March 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Shoutout to the Nintendo Music app thing for actually misspelling the name of one of K.K. Slider's songs. K.K. doesn't know Chillwaves, but he does have a song called Chillwave.

Bit annoying as Mr. Slider is very nitpicky about what you request...😒
A screenshot of the Nintendo Music app currently playing Chillwaves (Instrumental). But the actual song is called "Chillwave". In order to request a song from K.K. Slider in AC:NH, you have to type out the song exactly as it's called. Adding an S, despite being close enough to the actual title will make him play a secret hidden song that will become a song in the next Animal Crossing, but isn't playable in current game. So on top of forcing you to buy a subscription to NSO to even access the app and having a very meager selection of music (STILL NO SMASH MUSIC AS OF WRITING THIS) it also misnames the songs.
February 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Oh that's not gonna do anything to the car. They could just take it to a car wash and...oh wait.
February 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Whoops. Well, then in that case let me follow up with my second favorite which I guess technically makes it my favorite that YOU'VE done. As you can tell, I'm a sucker for your Peach work, even if it isn't yours apparently.
Peach Drifted Ashore by Retropunch. A comic parodying the Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Reveal Trailer in which Princess Peach takes the role of Ichiban washing up naked on the beach. She wakes up and finds herself on a public beach. Her nudity being covered by a floating Blooper and a sunscreen bottle. She walks towards Jessica Albert from the Dragon Quest series. Her immediate reaction is to burst out laughing at Peach, calling her a streaker. Peach is confused as she doesn't see anyone streaking the beach. She continues onward, her nudity obscured by a surfboard that Kat from Gravity Rush is holding while she, Kurobe Natsumi from My Senpai is Annoying (I have no idea who this character is but that's what Rule 34 tells me she's from.) and Jill Valentine from Resident Evil compliment her on her body and her bravery. Somehow, she's still oblivious. She walks towards Sonia and Nessa from Pokemon, who are having a conversation about a shiny Pelipper. She addresses them both asking her where she is. Nessa reacts like she just saw another shiny Pokemon, while Sonia likes what she sees and complements Peach's birthday suit. This finally gets Peach to look down, where she finally sees the truth. She (and the viewers) finally see her naked body. She screams internally, kicking herself for not noticing sooner. She knows she can't just scream and run away, nor can she reveal that's she's royalty, so she asks Sonia and Nessa for a towel as she blushes red. Sonia and Nessa agree to help, though Sonia is disappointed in having to cover up Peach's body.
December 31, 2024 at 2:48 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
God, that's a tough one. But if I had to pick one. It would be this one. All of your art with Princess Peach naked as the focus is a joy, but her face as she sees the birds covering her body is something special. The sheer joy on her face as she feels the breeze is something I always come back to.
Princess Peach's Naked Day by Retropunch. A comic in which Princess Peach wonders what to wear and decides on her sexiest outfit. Her birthday suit. She strolls out of the castles with conveniently timed beams of sunlight shining right on her privates. As she walks she marvels at the freedom she has with a large tree leaf (?) obscuring her. She walks into what appears to be a park as a bird flies past her, obscuring her butt. Her beautiful naked form is tantalizingly covered by a light post and a bench as she strolls her natural beauty through a weirdly empty park. After passing by a rock wall and a hedge, she enters the city. Despite it looking to be a major street somewhere in Japan as evidenced by the street signs and an advertisement for something called Future being endorsed by Hatsune Miku, the streets are empty which might contribute to the confident and happy stride Peach has as she streaks to her destination. After having her body obscured by another pole and an iron fence, she comes out in the open. But surprise! There are two birds who are flying rather close to her body. Judging from the way she's staring down at herself she finds amusement in the close proximeity of their wings to her naughty bits. Finally, she's at a beach type location where Samus and Bayonetta are standing. They (and the viewer) finally see Princess Peach in all her glory. Samus seems stern as if she's unsure about Peach's daring display, while Bayonetta is clearly making some type of double entendre, amused at the sight of Peach's figure being bare for all to see. We get a clear view of her amazing ass. Finally, Peach dives head first into the pool. She emerges, feeling free and shameless as she skinny dips.
December 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
So...am I the only one who remembers that they already made a sequel to Okami?
The cover of the Nintendo DS game Okamiden. The game in which you play as Amaterasu's son, Chibiterasu. This appears to be the EU cover of the game which rates it a PEGI 12. This is equivalent to the ESRB rating of E10+. Also on the box is the logo of Japanese game company Capcom and a faint logo to the right of it that says licensed by Nintendo as this was a 3rd party game and thus needed to be licensed to play on a Nintendo DS. I haven't played the game in ages so I forgot the name of the character that is currently riding Chibiterasu, but he is wearing a purple vest and has bandages around his right arm as he brandishes a large sword and riding him like a noble steed as Chibiterasu traces a long black line around the background. Said background is a large sun similar to what you would find on the Japanese flag. This sun is in reference to the ability to use the stylus to draw a circle on the bottom screen to light up areas and banish dark creatures by summoning the sun, using Chibiterasu's magical paintbrush, which he inherited from his mother, much like Chibiterasu, is a snow white wolf with red markings on its face and sides.
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 AM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
Ok, but counter-point. Though I imagine some people will still say "worth it."
A joke warning sign featuring a hand being crushed between two gears. The label reads: WARNING: DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS. The implication of this warning sign in relation to the picture it's a response to, is that while Android 21 and 2B are sexy in appearance, it would be unwise to stick any body part, much less your hand, into their inner workings. Though as they are fictional, it's unlikely that you'd receive any permanent bodily injury should you attempt inner course with them. Despite this, most people out there, including myself, might consider it worth it.
December 7, 2024 at 12:41 PM
diegowuzhere.bsky.social
The Gonks have escaped the UK and migrated to the US! Ashens tried to warn us! D:
A gnome-like figure, known by British Youtuber "Ashens" as a "Gonk". On its hat is the phrase "I can explain." in white cursive font. A second slightly visible one just behind it has the phrase "Naughty" on it. These were advertised as Naughty Gnome decorations in my local Albertsons. I don't understand their significance to the holidays either.
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM