David Rea
@died-a-hero.bsky.social
Pansexual who’s married to a man, so I suppose I hedged my bet. Love all animals, most wrestlers, and one baseball team with the passion of a thousand suns.
That’s a solid haul.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That’s a solid haul.
Is that, Napoleon?
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Is that, Napoleon?
You could’ve stopped at, “Wait, I look good…”
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You could’ve stopped at, “Wait, I look good…”
So handsome. Your eyes are gorgeous!
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So handsome. Your eyes are gorgeous!
Threaten me with a good time…
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Threaten me with a good time…
Very handsome. Traditionally so, Od say. Very, 1989 bear.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Very handsome. Traditionally so, Od say. Very, 1989 bear.
Handsome and a gorgeous cock? Double threat. Not to mention your choice in underwear. You, my sexy little cub, could be fucked for hours.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Handsome and a gorgeous cock? Double threat. Not to mention your choice in underwear. You, my sexy little cub, could be fucked for hours.
Kelly Bundy and Dan Connor. They definitely set my sexual preferences. It was pretty much the Thursday block of TV in 1991 lol.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Kelly Bundy and Dan Connor. They definitely set my sexual preferences. It was pretty much the Thursday block of TV in 1991 lol.
Solid choice. Mine was easily Dan Connor.
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in a kitchen .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in a kitchen .
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October 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Solid choice. Mine was easily Dan Connor.
I mean, it’s a fish tank.
Why would someone have a fish tank in the middle of the ring?
I can understand Mox saying, “And then I’ll try to drown Darby in a fish tank.”
But I can’t imagine any of the other bookers not countering with, “Wait, explain why there’s a fish tank in the ring again?”
Why would someone have a fish tank in the middle of the ring?
I can understand Mox saying, “And then I’ll try to drown Darby in a fish tank.”
But I can’t imagine any of the other bookers not countering with, “Wait, explain why there’s a fish tank in the ring again?”
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I mean, it’s a fish tank.
Why would someone have a fish tank in the middle of the ring?
I can understand Mox saying, “And then I’ll try to drown Darby in a fish tank.”
But I can’t imagine any of the other bookers not countering with, “Wait, explain why there’s a fish tank in the ring again?”
Why would someone have a fish tank in the middle of the ring?
I can understand Mox saying, “And then I’ll try to drown Darby in a fish tank.”
But I can’t imagine any of the other bookers not countering with, “Wait, explain why there’s a fish tank in the ring again?”
ChubBen is so hot!
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
ChubBen is so hot!
That’s a god damn threat.
September 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That’s a god damn threat.
I’m not gonna lie big guy, you look so bored.
September 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m not gonna lie big guy, you look so bored.
Did not have this on my bingo card.
September 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Did not have this on my bingo card.
I don’t disagree, but at the same time driving across every planet surface that you landed on, got to be just as much as the wear and tear your brain.
I feel like both are perfect for the setting that they’re involved with.
I feel like both are perfect for the setting that they’re involved with.
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don’t disagree, but at the same time driving across every planet surface that you landed on, got to be just as much as the wear and tear your brain.
I feel like both are perfect for the setting that they’re involved with.
I feel like both are perfect for the setting that they’re involved with.
One of the best comics ever.
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One of the best comics ever.
That PJ Harvey shirt though…
September 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That PJ Harvey shirt though…
Can a gen X millionaire/billionaire just give Mike like 20.m, so we don’t have to watch him do stuff like this please?
We’ll all think you’re super cool.
We’ll all think you’re super cool.
September 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can a gen X millionaire/billionaire just give Mike like 20.m, so we don’t have to watch him do stuff like this please?
We’ll all think you’re super cool.
We’ll all think you’re super cool.
There’s a very simple philosophy in life I’d like to share with everyone.
Ready? Here we go, “Just be fucking cool…”
That’s it. Thanks for listening.
Ready? Here we go, “Just be fucking cool…”
That’s it. Thanks for listening.
August 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There’s a very simple philosophy in life I’d like to share with everyone.
Ready? Here we go, “Just be fucking cool…”
That’s it. Thanks for listening.
Ready? Here we go, “Just be fucking cool…”
That’s it. Thanks for listening.
“Well, I knew I was in trouble when I started drawing the map.” George R.R. Martin.
August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Well, I knew I was in trouble when I started drawing the map.” George R.R. Martin.
Dick pizza!? That’s the best kind!
August 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dick pizza!? That’s the best kind!