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diecastls.bsky.social
A DieCast Lifestyle
@diecastls.bsky.social
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Agrometallurgist, neurocrunchy, and fully poseable end-of-life skinjob.

Endlessly overwhelmed.

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diecastls.bsky.social
I was going to do the dishes, but then I got cat. He's watching Spacedock because he's a big nerd like me.
POV: Standard colour large cat settled down in my lap. I'm sitting in bed with my feet under the duvet because Raynauds.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
Well, I see someone's finally noticed at least one of the ones we're having now. No. The answer's no. At least I can't.
Illustration of a giant asteroid hurling into the upper atmosphere of Earth with trailing dust cloud. Spark (youtube channel) logo on bottom right. Text underneath: "Is Humaniy Prepared For Another Extinction Level Event?
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
Holee furkin' sheeet! The big fleshy thing is my finger for scale! It's alive (and movin' pretty fast too)!
Photo 1 of a teeny snail on an average sized apple. Backlit by a bedside lamp. Its shell is translucent like baking paper! Photo 2 of a teeny snail on an average sized apple. Backlit by a bedside lamp. Its shell is translucent like baking paper! Photo 3 has my index finger at least 10 times the size of a teeny snail on an average sized apple. Photo 4 also has my index finger slightly further away but still at least 10 times the size of a teeny snail on an average sized apple.
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
It's opposites day.
Bad copy of "you wouldn't download a poodle" ad but says "You wouldn't pay for a Disney.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
Evidence enough that the shooter knew how to avoid leaving fingerprints but was dumb enough to damn their entire demographic?

Puh-lease!
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
How many doctors missed this? 4? 5?

I only found this out because lithium is currently unavailable due to a manufacturer being fucking useless.

And 'drowsiness' doesn't even begin to cover it. People have been talking about my 'cognitive difficulties'. I want a fucking do-over.
Text capture from site: ...like lithium, can have serious interactions with tramadol. Combining them may increase the risk of seizures, drowsiness and confusion.
August 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
This furry little terrorist went missing for over 36 hours, then was so hungry he bolted his food and threw a very liquid vom on the bedroom floor.

My beautiful idiot son, who somehow survived as a stray for ? years but acts like he's never been outdoors.
View from front of cat, a large domestic short-hair, white with brownish grey like it was poured on him. His face looks to our right and he is sleepy.
May 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
The live wallpaper I've had on every device since 2012 is now unavailable on the Play store.

This is the end of ... something. I'm just bummed out, OK? I'll be looking up how to extract the apk tomorrow.

RIP little buddies 😢
Screenshot of KM Jungle wallpaper with plasticine palm trees, grass, bushes, smoking volcano and rhino + borb, elephant + borb, parrot, monkey and a giraffe's nose on the right with 2 step animations sliding across the screen. Lion not in picture.
April 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
Via StayAtHomeDev:

"Unaccessible is a third-person wheelchair platformer about struggling to get a health insurance claim approved on a mysterious island without accessibility ramps."

A new darkest timeline has emerged... #Disability #Gaming
store.steampowered.com/app/3419670/...
Low poly game viewed from high position with a man in a wheelchair and casts on both legs tries to navigate an obstacle course of concrete squares seperated from each other with a big drop underneath into the ocean.
March 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
Reminded of this today. Yes, it's a painting of an extinct ape-like creature that looks like Elon.
Illutraition of a strange looking hunched down ape-man with an oddly hairless chest with shaggy hair everywhere else. It has the beady eyes and thing lips of a billion dollar disaster factory kleptomaniac. It's in a forest with lush greenery at its feet.
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
You: cats don't like when you mess up their fur.

My cat:
Back of my cat's head with the fur smooshed and backed. You can see where the fingers have pushed in.
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
"Spousal abuse" has "primal appeal".
Ercurse mèe?
December 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
One of these things is not like the others. #Stimming
In a supermarket, in with the extension plugs and mallets are fidget cubes. Because, it's got switches on it?
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
This is the future bulbs give to us.
A cardinal butterfly sits on a 4 watt led filament bulb behind a lampshade cut into tree shapes.
September 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
You: How man times do I have to tell you!?

Me:
Still from the film Memento, Leonard (Guy Pierce) is talking. Text overlaid on image: "Everything fades. If we talk for too long I'll forget how we started, and next time I see you I'm not going to remember this conversation. I don't even know if I've met you before."
March 3, 2024 at 9:16 PM
diecastls.bsky.social
Yes, let's normalise making cracks at old people because they're people we don't like. Ignore that this came from Trumpers with axe to grind. If he's non compos mentis, then why aren't Republicans trying to push him out with that? And how is this not going to be used against future politicians?
Sheet saying: i simply have to laugh that there are people online blaming the press(?) for focusing (?) too much (??) on how the president cannot string three coherent words together anymore this is perhaps an issue, for the nation
February 10, 2024 at 4:22 AM
diecastls.bsky.social
It's officially an Old Man Meme now. No refunds.
Anakin smugging about murderousness meme Anakin: It's Autism and ADHD. Padmé: *laughs* So they kinda cancel each other out, right? A *smugs* P: So they kinda cancel each other... ... ? P: ... P: *thinks* What was I saying again? Anakin continues to smug. Padmé: *thinks* Can't tell if he's horny or smug. P: Now I can't remember his name. P: Constipated? P: Is it Andrew? Padmé: *thinks* I know, he told a joke, what was it? P: Doesn't matter; laugh anyway. P: Haha, you're so funny Andy! A: *still smugging* P: *thinks* Shit, that's not his name...
February 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM