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didipickles.bsky.social
Didi Pickles: Unjarred
@didipickles.bsky.social
290 followers 130 following 2.1K posts
Famous Star of Nickelodeon Rugrats

link me to men being pests! i need to talk with them

Politics are stupid but LGBTQ people rule, BLM, and liberate palestine! commies/anarchists make me damp. AI sucks.

PFP by @emmaline.spills.wine

Ages 4-17 DNI!!!
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a "gecko" looking "up" with a caption: THIS IS NOT REAL GECKO'S CAN NOT DO THIS loser. idiot loser. you fuckin’ dumb stupid idiot loser. yeah? yeah, you like that? you like that don’t you, huh! i bet ya do. you’re fuckin’ sick. you’re a goddamn sicko!
February 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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a basement wall with "stop poopin" spraypainted artfully in orange paint
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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phlox's face on all the sides of a cube
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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dr phlox from Star Trek Enterprise. A white dude with forehead ridges and a comically huge smile
February 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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me: prioritize by file order

qbittorrent, every fucking time:
a totally legit screenshot of a TV show torrent where the first file is at 1.3% and everything else is miles ahead
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
didipickles.bsky.social
when i remember a joke that didn't land on a company meeting
the climax of the movie Pi, where Max Cohen puts a drill to his head to relieve himself of migraines and knowledge
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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9 candy hearts * lets take le risque * my body is a vessel * im the chieften of your feelins * loosen up fuck shit up * ur the ache inside my keep * i still hate dancin * steaming fate on a plate * wah wah wah wah wah wah * i lust for volcano
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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dramatic twist!
audge sez: "fisting an old lady later"
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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OPE
receipts proving that Elonisamuskydouche is in fact chillwillphotography
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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how about a teeny tiny wrench earring they/them
my buddy rebar mcintyre with a wrench earring, looking like they tryina remember where in the hell that thing came from
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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a sucker in the shape and flavor of a duck
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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absolutely do not put in the papers that this guy is mad. hes NOT mad and he does NOT care
elon is a musky douche says: oh yeah because all of the thousands of home depots tells me where the fuck you are bitch. how about you go to the one in delray beach and i'll be there in 5 fucking minutes you god damn pickle puffer"
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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angelina jolie at the UN with a speech bubble
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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fixed
the menu has been altered to (correctly) say "pee" instead of "squirt"
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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oh wait there it goes
worf on the toilet caption: qa'plop
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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that guy whos all like *snaps finger* oh thanos captiion" i cant fucking poop"
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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a cat head with a smiley face drawn on
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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roger rabbit whackin himself in the dome with a mallet
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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aw hims got big mad
Daniel B.C. is blocking me because of his dick which resembles the dick of a baby
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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@danielbcohen.bsky.social do me next, babydick
@danielbcohen.bsky.social quoting a friend of mine, saying "MAGA fuck. do your magic" for the record, gretchen is as far from MAGA as you can be
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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captain planet with enormous tits with a caption "ope! you argued with a joke"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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get bidenblasted
joe biden with a ferengi's mouth
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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cake with bart simpson on it "eat pant" he says i'd rather eat the cake
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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weird internet left is where all the smelly kids smoke behind the highschool
a map of the bluesky community, where i am adjacent to the "weird internet left" and "queer leftist artists and shitposters"
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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gramma got a weird dog but her house still fun as heck
someones gramma made a felt spider and put it on her head, and is all "ahhhhh i got a felt spider on my head"
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM