If I learned anything from playing the Thief games it's that having a small room full of bodies means that you're doing a good stealth.

I picked every (Pretend to be Italian) prompt and was never disappointed.

"Guys help, wife and the boy are calling me Pickle Pa now because I ate a sandwich with pickles on it and said it was okay."

Thief: The Dark Project

I stuck in the community gaming threads like CYOAs (Dropsy the Clown, Zoofights, Your Ship Sucks, Problem Sleuth and others stick out to me), and read/watched tons of Lets Plays and events like Dwarf Fortress Arena matches.

They're the type of guys who could show up as random dudes in Letterkenny or Trailer Park Boys, love 'em.

I once lost a fort to a Minotaur wielding a sock. It had wrestled it off of a dwarf and then sock-whipped them, and every other dwarf that tried to save them, unconscious. It couldn't finish anyone off with sock-blows, so it just kept knocking them out over and over until they died of dehydration.