Uxbridge Dictionerry
dictionerry.bsky.social
Uxbridge Dictionerry
@dictionerry.bsky.social
I'm porting over what was an incredible amount of wit, one by one, from the FB repository.

Figured there were more like-minded people on BS to keep it alive! ❤️🫡❤️
Tincture: high fashion in Oz
January 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Perseverence: Abelardectomy
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Kinkajou: Epstein
January 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If the USA and Russia team up together... Then that would be a thing.
January 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Films for classics professors?

Primum loquor:

A Quantum of Horace
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
January 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Analogy: talking out one's arse
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Mastiff: mummification
January 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Lampeter: Pete on the loose!
January 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Galvanize: a steely gaze
January 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Margin: mother's comfort
January 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Substance: kneeling, with mouth wide open
January 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Carry-on luggage: a ribald black-and-white fillum set on a budget airliner
January 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Gingivitis: Crabbie's
January 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Parkinson's Disease: transmitted by emu bite
January 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Futility: water, gas, electric... fuck all of them, basically!
January 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Valediction - South Walian accent
January 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Sororicide: Christmas
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Content:
Where a swindler might camp.
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Percolate: to herd cats
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Perspire: how a mason is paid
January 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tardigrade: "Wake up, Michael!"
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Minister without portfolio: "I lost my documents."
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Contradict: Wrong hole!
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Biltong: this one's on Pete
January 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM