It would be fun trying to watch knobheads like Trump get elected when Canada's sending 55 electoral college votes. I think an injection of 40 million liberals is exactly what the U.S.A. needs.

Mate. If anything, this cough is COUNTER productive.

If the Bob Dylan film doesn't climax with him joining the Travelling Wilburys I'm not here for it

When you clean your induction hob

I would watch the hell out of this.

I've just found this very official-looking letter from the kiddo's school.

No, I'm not going to I bleed the radiators. I'm going to burp them.

My son's livestreamed talent shows on Tik-Tok have started gaining some real momentum. The other day he stepped out of his bedroom (which is next to our bathroom) to admonish about how five thousand people had heard my horse-wee.

Accidentally walked my kids through the sex shop and strip club area of Brussels last night, much to their embarrassment. Got to the metro station we were looking for and of course it's called ROGER.

If you've done Wordle 1,157 you'll know how much those last two yellows killed me. 4/6

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You've got to watch what you say around people who are into musicals haven't you

Chatting to my kids, 11 (football) and 13 (pop culture) and we've come to the agreement that Taylor Swift is Manchester City.

Hello. I have come here to BlueSky, which is nice. But I'm nervous to carry on ranting and raving about the fascists on our streets in case the algorithm thinks I like getting worked up about things. I'm hoping for a good mix of being informed and enjoying a cat being silly. Any advice?