Dick Turpin
@dickturpin99.bsky.social
Speak your mind but ride a fast horse.
How does such a sexy bum take such a big insertion?
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How does such a sexy bum take such a big insertion?
Wow, the heels are taller than the steps! Not that I am looking at the heels....or the steps 😋
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wow, the heels are taller than the steps! Not that I am looking at the heels....or the steps 😋
No need. They'll fuck you at the tills for free.
September 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
No need. They'll fuck you at the tills for free.
The hair, the whole package! 🔥
September 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The hair, the whole package! 🔥
This is a view that you don't usually see but us guys see everytime. Now you know why we like it/you so much 😍
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is a view that you don't usually see but us guys see everytime. Now you know why we like it/you so much 😍
Be careful with those hooks!
September 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Be careful with those hooks!
The only thing bigger than those heels is probably the price! Very glamorous though.
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The only thing bigger than those heels is probably the price! Very glamorous though.
I was going to ask if you had any floats but never mind 😂 . Looking fab!
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I was going to ask if you had any floats but never mind 😂 . Looking fab!
I can keep an eye out for you. Guess what my other eye will be looking at though!
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can keep an eye out for you. Guess what my other eye will be looking at though!
Two cute 😍 literally
August 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Two cute 😍 literally
A gentleman would hold the door open for a lady 😃
August 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A gentleman would hold the door open for a lady 😃
I love log cabins!
August 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love log cabins!
If a maths teacher ever asks you what you get when you divide 2 by 1, show them Donna's answer! That's why she's also an A student 😉
March 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If a maths teacher ever asks you what you get when you divide 2 by 1, show them Donna's answer! That's why she's also an A student 😉
Better do what they say 😂
January 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Better do what they say 😂
That's better than starting the day with a coffee!
January 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That's better than starting the day with a coffee!
Got something for you. Mind if I sit here while you drink it? 😉
January 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Got something for you. Mind if I sit here while you drink it? 😉
Heartbreaking watching this unfold. Real lessons need to be learned to prevent this level of devastation from ever happening again.
January 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Heartbreaking watching this unfold. Real lessons need to be learned to prevent this level of devastation from ever happening again.
Well, that picture certainly raised my blood pressure.....in the right areas!
January 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well, that picture certainly raised my blood pressure.....in the right areas!
I'm guessing your mouth didn't wait to find out! 😋
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm guessing your mouth didn't wait to find out! 😋
Just when I thought Friday couldn't get any better 😍
January 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just when I thought Friday couldn't get any better 😍
Would have preferred that to taking down the decorations! Merry Messy Monday.
January 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Would have preferred that to taking down the decorations! Merry Messy Monday.
I'd be worried about what might be under the water.
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd be worried about what might be under the water.
Those brownies are like the 5 loaves and 2 fish. They last forever.
December 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Those brownies are like the 5 loaves and 2 fish. They last forever.
Worst would be washing the dishes after!
December 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Worst would be washing the dishes after!