Dick Springfield
@dickspringfield.bsky.social
Pee shy. Easily brainwashed.
Ayo girl lemme see what that pie hole do
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ayo girl lemme see what that pie hole do
Tom Homan talks like Biden on Adderall
June 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tom Homan talks like Biden on Adderall
Hey sorry I was just born does it always feel this bad?
June 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hey sorry I was just born does it always feel this bad?
Combat AI taking our jobs: train it to beat off on company time
June 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Combat AI taking our jobs: train it to beat off on company time
EO to change the high note in Happy Birthday to something much lower and more reasonable for most people.
March 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
EO to change the high note in Happy Birthday to something much lower and more reasonable for most people.
I am the hottest guy at this hot pot establishment.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am the hottest guy at this hot pot establishment.
Not the toughest guy at this Comeback Kid show, but I'll be damned if I'm not the hottest
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not the toughest guy at this Comeback Kid show, but I'll be damned if I'm not the hottest
The only bars I like to go to are the ones where Monster Mash doesn't get skipped no matter how many times my touch tunes plays it
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The only bars I like to go to are the ones where Monster Mash doesn't get skipped no matter how many times my touch tunes plays it
Can I please have the key to the city? Any city will do.
February 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Can I please have the key to the city? Any city will do.
If Hegseth drafts me I would be such an easy recruit for enemy spies.
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If Hegseth drafts me I would be such an easy recruit for enemy spies.
I hope David Lynch has been reincarnated as an incurable cancerous cell in Elon's brain.
January 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I hope David Lynch has been reincarnated as an incurable cancerous cell in Elon's brain.