Nic
@dickpicreview.bsky.social
The world needs higher quality dick pics. Using my MFA to elevate the penile artform. Want me to critique yours?
🔞 18+ only 👉 DM me or send it to review.dickpic@gmail.com
🔞 18+ only 👉 DM me or send it to review.dickpic@gmail.com
FAQ:
Q: Are you serious?
A: Deadly.
Q: Are you judging bodies?
A: Never. I’m judging effort.
Q: Will you roast me?
A: Only if you ask nicely.
Q: Why critique dick pics?
A: Because art should move you. And right now, your nudes only move me to block you.
Q: Are you serious?
A: Deadly.
Q: Are you judging bodies?
A: Never. I’m judging effort.
Q: Will you roast me?
A: Only if you ask nicely.
Q: Why critique dick pics?
A: Because art should move you. And right now, your nudes only move me to block you.
November 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
FAQ:
Q: Are you serious?
A: Deadly.
Q: Are you judging bodies?
A: Never. I’m judging effort.
Q: Will you roast me?
A: Only if you ask nicely.
Q: Why critique dick pics?
A: Because art should move you. And right now, your nudes only move me to block you.
Q: Are you serious?
A: Deadly.
Q: Are you judging bodies?
A: Never. I’m judging effort.
Q: Will you roast me?
A: Only if you ask nicely.
Q: Why critique dick pics?
A: Because art should move you. And right now, your nudes only move me to block you.
The golden rules of nudes:
1. Lighting is everything. Use a lamp, a window, hell, even a candle. Just *see* what you’re working with.
2. Backgrounds. I don’t want to see your dirty laundry.
3. And for the love of god, don’t put a TV remote or soda can next to your dick for scale 🤦🏻
1. Lighting is everything. Use a lamp, a window, hell, even a candle. Just *see* what you’re working with.
2. Backgrounds. I don’t want to see your dirty laundry.
3. And for the love of god, don’t put a TV remote or soda can next to your dick for scale 🤦🏻
November 17, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The golden rules of nudes:
1. Lighting is everything. Use a lamp, a window, hell, even a candle. Just *see* what you’re working with.
2. Backgrounds. I don’t want to see your dirty laundry.
3. And for the love of god, don’t put a TV remote or soda can next to your dick for scale 🤦🏻
1. Lighting is everything. Use a lamp, a window, hell, even a candle. Just *see* what you’re working with.
2. Backgrounds. I don’t want to see your dirty laundry.
3. And for the love of god, don’t put a TV remote or soda can next to your dick for scale 🤦🏻
Think of me as the Bob Ross of boners. “No bad shapes, just poorly lit ones.” Together, we’ll embrace happy little accidents and sculpt them into something you’d be proud to put on…well, not a wall. Maybe a hard drive.
November 17, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Think of me as the Bob Ross of boners. “No bad shapes, just poorly lit ones.” Together, we’ll embrace happy little accidents and sculpt them into something you’d be proud to put on…well, not a wall. Maybe a hard drive.
Who am I? A self-proclaimed Dick Pic Sommelier 🍷🍆. I know what’s tasteless vs. what’s bold, full-bodied, and confident. My MFA wasn’t meant for stuffy galleries—it was meant for THIS. Let’s explore line, form, and (emotional) depth together, folx.
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Who am I? A self-proclaimed Dick Pic Sommelier 🍷🍆. I know what’s tasteless vs. what’s bold, full-bodied, and confident. My MFA wasn’t meant for stuffy galleries—it was meant for THIS. Let’s explore line, form, and (emotional) depth together, folx.
Let’s be real: if you’re gonna send the goods, at least make them gallery-worthy. I’m not here to shame anyone's dick, I’m here to inspire better presentation. Your lighting? Supbar. Your angles? Confusing.
Together, we can turn your low-effort DMs into Michelangel-oh-my-gods 🧑🎨
Together, we can turn your low-effort DMs into Michelangel-oh-my-gods 🧑🎨
November 17, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Let’s be real: if you’re gonna send the goods, at least make them gallery-worthy. I’m not here to shame anyone's dick, I’m here to inspire better presentation. Your lighting? Supbar. Your angles? Confusing.
Together, we can turn your low-effort DMs into Michelangel-oh-my-gods 🧑🎨
Together, we can turn your low-effort DMs into Michelangel-oh-my-gods 🧑🎨