Chicken breasts—$1.49/lb!
@dickinchicken.bsky.social
MDNI!! Mun is 20 years old | same writer as @jackinoff
D is not a robot and is not chica!!
D is not a robot and is not chica!!
/ world's most boring account
/ this shit makes me yawn, take some dick some time
/ this shit makes me yawn, take some dick some time
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
/ world's most boring account
/ this shit makes me yawn, take some dick some time
/ this shit makes me yawn, take some dick some time
"Hey, short stuff."
Big grin on the chicken. Hands on her hips. D was always a big fan of folks shorter than her, and Anne was right up her alley.
Really eyeing her up. Those teeth look...very sharp.
"Whatcha doin?"
Big grin on the chicken. Hands on her hips. D was always a big fan of folks shorter than her, and Anne was right up her alley.
Really eyeing her up. Those teeth look...very sharp.
"Whatcha doin?"
December 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
"Hey, short stuff."
Big grin on the chicken. Hands on her hips. D was always a big fan of folks shorter than her, and Anne was right up her alley.
Really eyeing her up. Those teeth look...very sharp.
"Whatcha doin?"
Big grin on the chicken. Hands on her hips. D was always a big fan of folks shorter than her, and Anne was right up her alley.
Really eyeing her up. Those teeth look...very sharp.
"Whatcha doin?"
[Yeesh. Almost making her wish she had a more normal username.]
[She'd send a reply, along with a picture of a rather massive pair of chicken breasts]
|✉️| You do collabs, pal? Extra 200 and some homegrown weed in it for ya.
[She'd send a reply, along with a picture of a rather massive pair of chicken breasts]
|✉️| You do collabs, pal? Extra 200 and some homegrown weed in it for ya.
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
[Yeesh. Almost making her wish she had a more normal username.]
[She'd send a reply, along with a picture of a rather massive pair of chicken breasts]
|✉️| You do collabs, pal? Extra 200 and some homegrown weed in it for ya.
[She'd send a reply, along with a picture of a rather massive pair of chicken breasts]
|✉️| You do collabs, pal? Extra 200 and some homegrown weed in it for ya.
Oh hey just so everyone knows this fella's Twitter account is weird and nasty okay byeeee
November 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Oh hey just so everyone knows this fella's Twitter account is weird and nasty okay byeeee
Clearly.
Get the fuck outta here nobody wants you. Nasty fuck.
Get the fuck outta here nobody wants you. Nasty fuck.
November 7, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Clearly.
Get the fuck outta here nobody wants you. Nasty fuck.
Get the fuck outta here nobody wants you. Nasty fuck.
Am I being punked
This is actually ridiculous now
This is actually ridiculous now
November 6, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Am I being punked
This is actually ridiculous now
This is actually ridiculous now
It's funny
November 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
It's funny
Walking in with that personal bias advantage
November 1, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Walking in with that personal bias advantage
It's an...uncharacteristically hot Halloween, but that's not gonna stop D from celebrating! What's her costume?
...a classic sheet ghost. Nothing special.
...a classic sheet ghost. Nothing special.
October 31, 2024 at 2:44 PM
It's an...uncharacteristically hot Halloween, but that's not gonna stop D from celebrating! What's her costume?
...a classic sheet ghost. Nothing special.
...a classic sheet ghost. Nothing special.
5.) Alphys but intersex
It's my list shut up
It's my list shut up
October 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
5.) Alphys but intersex
It's my list shut up
It's my list shut up
4.) Alphys
Nerds...
Nerds...
October 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
4.) Alphys
Nerds...
Nerds...
3.) Marceline
I want her 5.76% more
I want her 5.76% more
October 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
3.) Marceline
I want her 5.76% more
I want her 5.76% more
2.) Princess bubblegum
I want her
I want her
October 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
2.) Princess bubblegum
I want her
I want her
"Makes you short to me then, doesn't it?"
October 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
"Makes you short to me then, doesn't it?"
What's ink, to some genuine chicken breasts?
Standing over callie, both her and her boobs blotting out the sun.
Standing over callie, both her and her boobs blotting out the sun.
October 27, 2024 at 3:16 PM
What's ink, to some genuine chicken breasts?
Standing over callie, both her and her boobs blotting out the sun.
Standing over callie, both her and her boobs blotting out the sun.
You know what rhymes with D?
Sweaty.
Sweat-D
Sweaty.
Sweat-D
October 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
You know what rhymes with D?
Sweaty.
Sweat-D
Sweaty.
Sweat-D
I'm sorry BBCKING69, but I ain't interested
October 26, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I'm sorry BBCKING69, but I ain't interested
Knocking on D's door, you get hit with an incredibly string smell of weed, and...this.
"You need something? I'm a bit busy."
"You need something? I'm a bit busy."
October 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Knocking on D's door, you get hit with an incredibly string smell of weed, and...this.
"You need something? I'm a bit busy."
"You need something? I'm a bit busy."
Bought a new shirt
October 24, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Bought a new shirt
D is fully intersex! Size may vary, but usually 8 inches in length or bigger.
Big ass tits, big ass...ass. tends to be casually nude around her home—or just topless.
Big ass tits, big ass...ass. tends to be casually nude around her home—or just topless.
October 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM
D is fully intersex! Size may vary, but usually 8 inches in length or bigger.
Big ass tits, big ass...ass. tends to be casually nude around her home—or just topless.
Big ass tits, big ass...ass. tends to be casually nude around her home—or just topless.
Drum Stick—though she just prefers D—is your "average" fast food joint employee.
Roughly 6'5 in height, and 280lbs. A big lady!
You can also find her after hours, working on her fully licensed weed business, straight from home!
Roughly 6'5 in height, and 280lbs. A big lady!
You can also find her after hours, working on her fully licensed weed business, straight from home!
October 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Drum Stick—though she just prefers D—is your "average" fast food joint employee.
Roughly 6'5 in height, and 280lbs. A big lady!
You can also find her after hours, working on her fully licensed weed business, straight from home!
Roughly 6'5 in height, and 280lbs. A big lady!
You can also find her after hours, working on her fully licensed weed business, straight from home!
𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐦 "𝐃" 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤
October 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐦 "𝐃" 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤