I bet they felt like a right bunch of dickheads in this get up.

But I don't own a 'Fluffy Jacket'.

When you have a face off with Usyk at 19:00 and a part as 'Fat Sam' in a local am-dram production of Bugsy Malone at 20:00.

My thoughts on this 'classic'...

I'll be honest, I never realised Bruce Lee had such a small body. It makes his martial art prowess even more impressive.

Updated Rod Stewart classics (2 of 2)....

Reason to Believe...things were definitely better in our day.

You're In My Heart..resuscitation plan.

You Wear it Well...but not inside, as you won't feel the benefit of it once outside.

Every Beat of My Heart...is worringly slightly out of rhythm.

A soon to be 80 year Rod Stewart will return to Glastonbury this summer. I've taken the liberty of updating some of his bangers... (1 of 2)

Maggie May ...struggle to heat her home this winter.

Hot Legs..due to shingles.

Tonight's The Night...Songs of Praise is on.

Ginsters/Quorn marketing & Branding Department hang your heads in shame.

'QUORN'ISH PASTY'...QUORN'ISH FUCKING PASTY!'

It's an open goal. Just kick the ball in....KICK IT IN!!.

I've just taken the church's advice and told my daughter and her four hyperactive kids to fuck off and leave me alone until January.

GB news is full of horse shit. I wouldn't believe one word those lying charlatan bastards say.

12 hours straight I watched it, and not one mention of Gary Barlow. Not even a comment about his strapping lad.

#fakeNews #BrokenBritain #NoToiletBreak