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Twitter expat, number one Broad respecter; making the kind of posts that will be condescendingly read aloud in court someday
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With Mysterio done, that means my Sinister Six designs are 66.66% complete. Only two members to go…
“Quentin Beck was the greatest special effects maestro since Ray Harryhausen! Pyrotechnics, animatronics, stop-motion, he could do it all! Do you have any idea what he could’ve accomplished if Spider-Man hadn’t interfered!? He would’ve changed the face of cinema forever! The entire medium is poorer because of Spider-Man! My holograms are a pale imitation of Beck’s genius, but they shall be the means by which I avenge him! So swears… Mysterio!”
July 4, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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Going to start using this more now that Twitter has semi-officially passed away. Been working on an idea for a Sinister Six story, here are the designs I’ve got so far. Currently working on their Mysterious fourth member…
After the Future Imperfect incident in 1992, Harry Osborn managed to quietly acquire the ruined Hulkbuster armor and spent several years refurbishing it into a new Rhino suit. As of 2011, its pilot is Alex O’Hirn, a mercenary who would do whatever it takes to feel strong. “Thanks SO much for calling me back, Mr. Osborn! I dunno how you found out about my “genetic compata-whatever” but it’s cool to meet someone else who’s into old Spider-Man villains! I don’t care what anyone says about that Avengers Mansion attack from the 60s, seeing six guys take out the Avengers was WAY cooler than the moon landing. What’s that? Electro? Yeah, he was badass! Why do you ask?” “My father, Sergei Kravinoff, was always obsessive. Obsessed with animals, obsessed with hunting, obsessed with Spider-Man. After his moronic attack on the Avengers failed, he simply switched to obsessing over Wakanda. My mother was a Jabari tribeswoman he hired to help him search. We still don’t know what animal killed him, only that he wound up on the banks of Lake Victoria covered in slash marks. I wear his skull to honor him. It’s more than he deserves. Because I don’t care about honor or obsession, Harry Osborn. I simply want to get paid.”
July 2, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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Breaking in a new social media network the only way I know how: posting ass ❤️
June 22, 2023 at 7:52 PM