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Dick Bateman
@dickbateman.com
Bateman is a pig author of gay erotic romance putting his creative writing degree from a no-name Midwestern university to great use writing orc smut.

Writer, mediocre artist, and designer in one.

http://www.dickbateman.com
#orctober is coming up, so here's a preview of a standalone #gayorc #gayerotica short story I'm working on. It's going to be a bit...much for my Amazon store's TOS, so it will be available somewhere more lenient. Stay tuned. 😈 Size difference. Feral body-altering BDSM. Knotting. Piss. More.
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Cover art WIP (by me) for upcoming #gayorc erotic romance novella. Sexually inexperienced human nerd fakes his way into a job as a contracted "comfort specialist" aboard an orcish colonial space expedition. What could possibly go wrong?

#orc #gayauthor #gayerotica
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did a free promotion for a week. Got 69 in free gay erotica. Nice. Promo’s still runnin’. Check out Claimed Volume 1 on my AMZ shop for some free adventurous orc smut with a plot. Get the full series ebook or paperback if you vibe. linktr.ee/dickbateman
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

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September 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My cover for my upcumming #gayorc cyberpunk erotica novella. Rough draft done. Seedy body mods/sex clubs, motorcycles with assholes, illicit drugs harvested from orc jizz, neuro goon booths, and ancient ritual data stored in cum. A standalone set in the far future of my Claimed universe. #orc #orcs
August 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Cover art preview for “The Orc Who Came Inside Part 3”, wherein a handsome half-orc and his nerdy gamer geologist BF take a wilderness adventure to visit a horny Minotaur volcano god.

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March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This's what happens after the scene on the cover of my erotic romance story The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2 tr.ee/nCZW8czzAR

Cal the human thought he'd teach Brok the half-orc from the past how to play fighting games, but their game of strip Back Door Brawler LXIX gets disrupted by boners.
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Part 2 of The Orc Who Came Inside Trilogy just published.

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This story's set in the future of my Claimed universe. It's a stand-alone story of a nerdy-yet-rugged human student falling in raunchy, erotic love with a wounded half-orc he found in an alley. They can't stop fuckin'.
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
OC from my #gayorc erotic romance novel available in Kindle ebook and paperback.

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January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Updated cover art for Volume 1 of "The Orc Who Came Inside"

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January 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Took a break from authoring erotic orc romance to draw some. Witness the "orcification" of my sexy lil' gooner bro @yourgirlfriendxxx.bsky.social.

Writing and art @ dickbateman.com

#orc #gayorc #gayorcs
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
New author portrait

#gayartist #gayauthor
January 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
New banner #orc #gay
January 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Cover art preview for 'The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2', an erotic gay romance trilogy featuring a lost, wounded half-orc from the distant past falling in love with a nerdy human student.

Read part 1: tr.ee/7RjHOeWx36

Art by me

#gay #orc #gayorc #orcs #gayorcs #gayartist #gayauthor
January 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
OC Gurth and Budd from my orc porn novel. In the lore, orcs produce precum throughout the whole of arousal; when they ejaculate, the volume is such that they can fill a human entirely. Just taught myself digital painting. Bit of a noob.

#orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #orcporn

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January 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've completed my 4-part gay orc smut novel - it's available as an ebook and a paperback for those who, like me, aren't fond of ebooks. Just got the proof copy of the paperback and it looks mighty nice. Art & design by yours truly!

#orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #gayerotica

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January 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Creating NSFW versions of my cover art for my Kindle stories. This’n is about roomies who #goon and develop a #gooner bromance.

Stories $2.99 on Kindle. No kindle required. New to this and would love support.

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#gayart #gayartist #queerart #queerartist #gayerotica #gayauthor
September 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
When you can't afford to commission an artist for your indie orc smut (stories $2.99 a pop - dickbateman.com) and you don't wanna use shitty AI, you get out them high school art class skills that haven't been used in many years and learn 2 draw.

#orc

#orcs

#gayorc

#gayorcs

#orcporn
September 15, 2024 at 9:39 AM