Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈⬛
@dickallenhof15.bsky.social
I’m from Chicago. The picture is of our cat, Stan.
“Your Honor, we really hope you are as dumb as we think you are, otherwise we are up a creek.”
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Your Honor, we really hope you are as dumb as we think you are, otherwise we are up a creek.”
I read somewhere that Nixon cared about the environment about as much as you’d imagine he would, and left most of the policymaking in that area up to his minion John Ehrlichman, who actually did care.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I read somewhere that Nixon cared about the environment about as much as you’d imagine he would, and left most of the policymaking in that area up to his minion John Ehrlichman, who actually did care.
In other news, they found someone who respected Mike Johnson.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
In other news, they found someone who respected Mike Johnson.
I mean…
“The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
“The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I mean…
“The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
“The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
This Project Normalization article makes it sound like he delivered a human-like policy speech and it made very sure not to quote any of his actual deranged statements, nonsensical sentences, or address how atrocious he looked and sounded while boring the pants off these people for an hour.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This Project Normalization article makes it sound like he delivered a human-like policy speech and it made very sure not to quote any of his actual deranged statements, nonsensical sentences, or address how atrocious he looked and sounded while boring the pants off these people for an hour.
Bob Prevost, pride of the South Side.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bob Prevost, pride of the South Side.
Pope Bob is also very devoted to Chicago, so it’s not hard to think he’s appalled at the ICE crap happening there.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Pope Bob is also very devoted to Chicago, so it’s not hard to think he’s appalled at the ICE crap happening there.
As opposed to January 6, obv.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
As opposed to January 6, obv.
Maybe I’m just projecting, but it does seem like Laura is at least a little bit appalled.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Maybe I’m just projecting, but it does seem like Laura is at least a little bit appalled.
He literally says in the interview “stop calling me a Nazi.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He literally says in the interview “stop calling me a Nazi.”
Mr. President’s Iceberg Wedge. Yum!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mr. President’s Iceberg Wedge. Yum!!
And after he institutes Shari Lewis Law, everyone in NYC will have to do what Lambchop says.
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And after he institutes Shari Lewis Law, everyone in NYC will have to do what Lambchop says.
It was pretty clear that indictment was never going to cut the mustard.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It was pretty clear that indictment was never going to cut the mustard.
That’s because you’re a human being. Today, an absence of a shame gene is part of the job description.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That’s because you’re a human being. Today, an absence of a shame gene is part of the job description.
It’s only a matter of time before Chicago’s very own Pope Bob gets involved.
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s only a matter of time before Chicago’s very own Pope Bob gets involved.
Polls always tighten, as a political scientist once explained to me, because undecideds almost always break for whoever is behind. It creates the optical illusion of challengers quickly making up ground that didn’t exist in the first place.
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Polls always tighten, as a political scientist once explained to me, because undecideds almost always break for whoever is behind. It creates the optical illusion of challengers quickly making up ground that didn’t exist in the first place.
"See, now this is what a throne room -- I mean ballroom -- should look like."
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"See, now this is what a throne room -- I mean ballroom -- should look like."
“Note to self: commence Operation Machine Gun Saturday.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Note to self: commence Operation Machine Gun Saturday.”
“Your Honor, we are making omelettes here, so…”
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Your Honor, we are making omelettes here, so…”
Your Honor, Stephen Miller says I don’t have to listen to you, so I’m not.”
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Your Honor, Stephen Miller says I don’t have to listen to you, so I’m not.”
“It’s unreasonable to ask that as the commander I receive the training that my subordinates receive.”
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“It’s unreasonable to ask that as the commander I receive the training that my subordinates receive.”
“Don’t be so sure, your honor. I do work for Donald Trump after all.”
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Don’t be so sure, your honor. I do work for Donald Trump after all.”
“Just show me to the throne room.”
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Just show me to the throne room.”
Only the Trump people could make anyone feel sorry for a drug manufacturer.
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Only the Trump people could make anyone feel sorry for a drug manufacturer.