Already been done…

Walford Rovers the opposition there if I’m not mistaken.

Dare say plenty of yer living god types would have no problem with it either if they knew folks from all over the world were queuing up to see them.

Games a bogey

Nae joy in Croy, lots of grief in Crieff.

Kirriemuir?

ICE really needs to engage with Hugo Boss to redesign their look.

But agreed, there is a level of wages that solves this but is everyone prepared to pay the price at the checkout.

My experience is based in soft fruit farming in Scotland. Immigrant labour works for the farmer because they can locate workers onsite in temporary accommodation for the 3 or 4 months a year they are needed. Year round work could mean moving area each season which I assume Mexicans do already.

Not to mention the problem of relocating close enough to make working on farms viable.

What in the name of fuck.

Or kidnapping.

Nah, ears occupy the side of the head as evidenced by the motherly clip round the ear which was never a direct assault on the dish.

And it’s nowt but a big bag of bollocks.