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WHO IS MIKE?!?! WHO IS HE?!?! CUZ' NONE OF US HAVE EVER SEEN HIM- NONE OF US!! EVER!!

{ Written by Omen }
{ Mun is 18+ }
{ Icon by ghØstbreath_ | Pinned by mipexch }
Pinned
— I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU, EVERY NIGHT AND DAY TOO

{ green pippins number something }
{ #dtrp #deltarunerp }
{{ he's not really a "bad guy" (he'll be friendly to children hes not an asshole) he's just so antisocial and miserable all the time so talking to people is hard. i also kinda decanonized the "ramb" shit a bit ago the jokes pissed me off sometimes so its all NC
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Bad news. They're smiling. What's worse, they're smiling at you.
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 AM
{{ can someone even my pinned
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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— I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU, EVERY NIGHT AND DAY TOO

{ green pippins number something }
{ #dtrp #deltarunerp }
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If I lose my pen again I'm gonna start taking Pluey's yarnballs.
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
{ Fate accepted. }
Cool!

( carrying him off. )
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
C ccool.
A walk! ✨
Whhhere are we going.
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Whhhere are we going.
( it’s not necessarily a compliment, but if he wants to take it that way, then great! tucking him under his arm like a loaf of bread. )

Go on, darling, use your words.
Ww oaah

{ Usually just ignored so compliments are new?? To him?? }
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Ww oaah

{ Usually just ignored so compliments are new?? To him?? }
You’re a funny little thing, aren’t you!
{ Going entirely limp like one. }
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
{ Going entirely limp like one. }
( picks him up by the back of the poncho like a little kitten. )
Oh m y god why are you hot
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Oh m y god why are you hot
You’re just a little hater.
Scary ass robot.
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Scary ass robot.
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I literally didn't even do anything.
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
No, seriously don't invite Tenna to the blunt rotation. If Jongler isn't there to stop me I'm gonna start speaking my mind when he brings up the marriage.
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation :

Me
Voice #1
Voice #2
Pluey
Voice #3
Weird cat thing (Not invited)
Jongler
Voice #4
Voice #5
Spamton (Kicked out for discriminatory comments against Pippins and relation to Weird cat thing)
That one green pippins who called me a pod she seems cool
Voice #6
Voice #8
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Fuck my stupid baka life bro

{ <- spilled coffee }
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I love my boss
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I'm not an alien
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
{{ i've gotten the same comparison here it's an INSULT
OOC : // I've never read Homestuck but I'm going to assume that's probably bad
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
{{ i can't explain it but my battat either sounds like a mafia goon or this
old nostalgia critic lol
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January 21, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Hey FRIEND what's she thinking
[ Suddenly looking really scared ] Wwhat do you mean
Can I phone a FRIEND
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Can I phone a FRIEND
I still wasn't thinking of you?
I can read your mind
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I can read your mind
I didn't even mention your name
So mean. Pod behavior
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM