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Owen
@diceguy.bsky.social
Is this thing on?✌️
trash human in perpetual decline Dull/Angry/Sexy/Filthy/Political/News/Geeky/Pointless
London🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🦤
Any/All
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Oh I think I like these new long John's 🫣
Thank you Tiktok for the new dodgy streaming site🙌

And hello #HeatedRivalry 🫦
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sooo initial thoughts
1 how old is Holly?
2 have they always been bad actors or have they just gotten worse, some of the line reads or awful?
3 no seriously, wasn't she like 2/3 in the 1st series?
4 did they all forget that 11 could remote find Dustin?
5 She looks older than they did in series 1!
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Okay after a beige couple weeks super fun happy news

Finally an event for me and Dicky to go to in the new year🙌🙌🙌🙌
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November 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Well fuck my drag I guess, having just spent the last year helping to enroll out a suite of salary sacrifice benefits for employees 🗑️🔥 #Budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🥲 oh no I missed this
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
For the last 20 of years I've been trying to find this fucking jar scraper my mum had in the 90s
I've gone into specialist kitchenwear shops, searched online and nothing

Then a clip on tiktok from some random fucking podcast and boom "Flessenlikker"
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Got back in, went to change it

Immediately wrong again!
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
fuck sake, thought I would watch a fun video about screen unlock patterns

It broke my brain and now I cant recall what mine looks like and cos Ive put it in too many times incorrectly I cant even use my fingerprint anymore
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Trump really wants that Desi D down his thrussy

I mean same😋

but still its funny
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It's so cold I'm considering not wearing shorts😱
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Giving Jonathan Bailey that makeup at the end after he just got announed as being the sexiest man alive 🤢
#WickedForGood
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Okay bitches buckle up for the mediocre 2nd part😅 this one is gonna drag #WickedForGood
Tminus 11minutes
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Surely it would be better to just pull the remaining episodes, hold up their hands say our bad and they will rework them and release later. Cos at this point all they're doing is just hurting the brand/IP with each new release. #OPM
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Went to Jonny Woo #UnRoyalVariety on Saturday @sohotheatre.bsky.social Walthamstow

It was amazing with so many queer alternative performers

Also I'm bringing back bad night out photography it's giving me early 2000s
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Like it's giving concentration camp🤢

I get it, we invented them but I didnt realise that's what they meant by bring back British values
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Like when people say the hands of the producers😬 #DragRaceUK
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Okay a little under a week later and I've unfollowed 6000 profiles 😮‍💨

Down to 168

Me thinks this is why feed was full of the random spam bot content farm videos
What the actual fuck!

So I spent ages unfollowing random cunts to get down below 5000 last night, as a start to slowly bring it down.

Wake up today and they've followed another 380 since I went to bed
I'm back to 5374!
Worked out why I kept getting recommended crappy videos people with like 3 followers, no views and nothing to do with anything I want to see.

Turns out tiktok has followed over 6000 people on my behalf 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

So now I have to go through and unfollow them all 😮‍💨 tedious
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What the actual fuck!

So I spent ages unfollowing random cunts to get down below 5000 last night, as a start to slowly bring it down.

Wake up today and they've followed another 380 since I went to bed
I'm back to 5374!
Worked out why I kept getting recommended crappy videos people with like 3 followers, no views and nothing to do with anything I want to see.

Turns out tiktok has followed over 6000 people on my behalf 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

So now I have to go through and unfollow them all 😮‍💨 tedious
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Worked out why I kept getting recommended crappy videos people with like 3 followers, no views and nothing to do with anything I want to see.

Turns out tiktok has followed over 6000 people on my behalf 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

So now I have to go through and unfollow them all 😮‍💨 tedious
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I take it there's an election in NL👀
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh that was a THICCCC walled chocolate Easter egg #GBBO
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Okay I deserve a round of applause, dick pic and a good rogering🥹👉👈
a massive spider was lying in wait for me in a pile of clothes😭 I was a very brave boy and flung it out the window.

I am not sure I will be able to sleep
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October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How is the revenge Gatcha anime better quality than OPM seasons‽🤦‍♂️

Evening today's e3 which was a step up is still just so pants
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When bottoms msg you at 3am🧐 dude we both here for the same thing!
Gurl aren't going to scissor, and I'm not looking for a chat. Unless you're going to switch why are we here‽
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The best thing about the reposted feature on tiktok

I can see all the profiles I didn't realise I had accidentally followed at some point, so I can understand follow them
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM