Actually there's a very good reason for that design choice - players love to collect shiny polyhedrons. Adding %dice ensures that every dice set contains 2 more polyhedrons than without them.

Man I can't wait for AI to replace my father and get the fuck away from my life

If you need more movies that make you empty inside you can't go wrong with Kairo (2001)!

Honestly I somehow got the Nero reference but I just realized that ROM is also an element of the joke...

Oh yeah, they install

I'm more shocked that there are people out there that seriously listen to a guy who doesn't even flinch at the sight of a cockroach ON HIM and uses a dead rat as an alarm clock

HOLY FUCK, he literally said "Revenge porn is bad because it makes women less likely to send nudes"

I feel like only really shady types are afraid of this app...