"careless woman"

I'm never gonna cook again
This tender beef has got no flavor

ah, well, shit

What an entrancing picture lol

I thrive on James Islington's books if you want a measuring stick; give me the tome!

No shame, only excitement!

> what the hell kind of monkey-cymbal-smashing nonsense is going on inside ✨ your ✨ brain? 🙈

"We're taking our servers offline." "But what about my dishwasher?" "lol"

This one drives me up the wall. I wonder how doctor offices are feeling about it.

Don't get me started on insurances wanting you to download their app. I want a paper insurance card not your app.

Class action lawsuit time?

I'm afraid I wouldn't know, apologies. It's been several months since I played. I thought there were some small boxes above the avatar that indicated weapons wielded, but I could be misremembering.

Have you tried the Argon HUD?

As a GM I would find it helpful, and whichever storefront you wind up using, you might want to put a warning in the description there too.