Brody From Iowa 🇵🇸
@diccmasher.bsky.social
The most mid midwesterner
girl lemme come over and growl at it
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
girl lemme come over and growl at it
i can guarantee 110% that the news of who the shooter is will further radicalize the right against higher education & make further claims of indoctrination, increasing violence at colleges & universities everywhere
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i can guarantee 110% that the news of who the shooter is will further radicalize the right against higher education & make further claims of indoctrination, increasing violence at colleges & universities everywhere
as of 9/10/2025 the true throat goat debate is over and who knew the king would be crowned in utah of all places
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
as of 9/10/2025 the true throat goat debate is over and who knew the king would be crowned in utah of all places
road work ahead? uh yeah, i barely know her
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
road work ahead? uh yeah, i barely know her
hey so my coworkers are under attack from fox news and donald’s pet rat/known DUI collector kim reynolds
FYI: kim can fucking suck me, the iowa legislature can eat my ass, and the fox news team that picked up this complete non-story can lick my balls
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...
FYI: kim can fucking suck me, the iowa legislature can eat my ass, and the fox news team that picked up this complete non-story can lick my balls
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...
Reynolds 'appalled' by 'undercover' video shared on Fox News of UI employee discussing DEI
Gov. Kim Reynolds released a statement denouncing an 'undercover' video shared on Fox News of a University of Iowa professor discussing DEI plans.
www.desmoinesregister.com
July 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hey so my coworkers are under attack from fox news and donald’s pet rat/known DUI collector kim reynolds
FYI: kim can fucking suck me, the iowa legislature can eat my ass, and the fox news team that picked up this complete non-story can lick my balls
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...
FYI: kim can fucking suck me, the iowa legislature can eat my ass, and the fox news team that picked up this complete non-story can lick my balls
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...
i’m a comedian, please book me
Bio: A fat, illiterate salamander with a bad habit of biting children, known for being the opening act for Kangarooster Cogburn and CyberTruckasaurus at the Crittenden County Fair in Earle, Arkansas
Bio: A fat, illiterate salamander with a bad habit of biting children, known for being the opening act for Kangarooster Cogburn and CyberTruckasaurus at the Crittenden County Fair in Earle, Arkansas
July 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i’m a comedian, please book me
Bio: A fat, illiterate salamander with a bad habit of biting children, known for being the opening act for Kangarooster Cogburn and CyberTruckasaurus at the Crittenden County Fair in Earle, Arkansas
Bio: A fat, illiterate salamander with a bad habit of biting children, known for being the opening act for Kangarooster Cogburn and CyberTruckasaurus at the Crittenden County Fair in Earle, Arkansas
fun fact, it’s perfectly legal in most states to tell politicians to k*ll themselves (unless they follow through with the act)**
**it is against most websites’ TOS policies though
**it is against most websites’ TOS policies though
July 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
fun fact, it’s perfectly legal in most states to tell politicians to k*ll themselves (unless they follow through with the act)**
**it is against most websites’ TOS policies though
**it is against most websites’ TOS policies though
the bear is such a good show, i wish chicago was real :(
June 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the bear is such a good show, i wish chicago was real :(
i’m just a bad bitch doing bad bitch things*
*afk training cooking in runescape while at work
*afk training cooking in runescape while at work
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i’m just a bad bitch doing bad bitch things*
*afk training cooking in runescape while at work
*afk training cooking in runescape while at work
reminder that every single politician that voted to send more money and weapons to israel these last two years is 100% to blame, it’s not just trump
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
reminder that every single politician that voted to send more money and weapons to israel these last two years is 100% to blame, it’s not just trump
the united states is the enemy of the civilized world
this place genuinely fucking sucks and i hope it’s leaders meet the justice they deserve
this place genuinely fucking sucks and i hope it’s leaders meet the justice they deserve
June 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the united states is the enemy of the civilized world
this place genuinely fucking sucks and i hope it’s leaders meet the justice they deserve
this place genuinely fucking sucks and i hope it’s leaders meet the justice they deserve
everyone says it’s good luck to get shit oh by a bird but when i pay someone to wear a big bird costume to do it all i get is arrested
June 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
everyone says it’s good luck to get shit oh by a bird but when i pay someone to wear a big bird costume to do it all i get is arrested
a band called JG Fentworth
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
a band called JG Fentworth
i’ve been getting fed a lot of UFC/MMA discussion tiktok live feeds for some reason so my most recent hobby is trying to get them to agree that tickling your opponents toesies would be the best way to win a fight
May 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i’ve been getting fed a lot of UFC/MMA discussion tiktok live feeds for some reason so my most recent hobby is trying to get them to agree that tickling your opponents toesies would be the best way to win a fight
it is my most sincere belief that the president can make the most incredibly positive impact on this planet if he were to forcibly eject his gray matter from his dome
May 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it is my most sincere belief that the president can make the most incredibly positive impact on this planet if he were to forcibly eject his gray matter from his dome
back in my day the internet was full of dudes pretending to be women to try and scam you out of your money
now it’s just robots pretending to be people trying to sell you a silicone ass so you don’t have to talk to women anymore
now it’s just robots pretending to be people trying to sell you a silicone ass so you don’t have to talk to women anymore
May 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
back in my day the internet was full of dudes pretending to be women to try and scam you out of your money
now it’s just robots pretending to be people trying to sell you a silicone ass so you don’t have to talk to women anymore
now it’s just robots pretending to be people trying to sell you a silicone ass so you don’t have to talk to women anymore
BREAKING NEWS
pizza chain Giordano’s will be opening a new location in the Sistine Chapel
pizza chain Giordano’s will be opening a new location in the Sistine Chapel
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS
pizza chain Giordano’s will be opening a new location in the Sistine Chapel
pizza chain Giordano’s will be opening a new location in the Sistine Chapel
i decided to quit nicotine cold turkey and i want to attack god with a sharpened stick
April 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i decided to quit nicotine cold turkey and i want to attack god with a sharpened stick
hey baby are you the character based font Wingdings? because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying but you’re interesting to look at
April 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
hey baby are you the character based font Wingdings? because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying but you’re interesting to look at
can we all agree now that this year’s fourth of july we shoot the fireworks at rich people & government buildings?
April 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
can we all agree now that this year’s fourth of july we shoot the fireworks at rich people & government buildings?
since the supreme court & laws in general no longer seem to apply to some folks can we start doing what Trevor Moore told us not to do in the Whitest Kids U Know PSA?
April 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
since the supreme court & laws in general no longer seem to apply to some folks can we start doing what Trevor Moore told us not to do in the Whitest Kids U Know PSA?
what’s a guy gotta do to get a nice kevorkian procedure done around here?
April 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
what’s a guy gotta do to get a nice kevorkian procedure done around here?
my scrub mommy is pregnant & i can’t look at my turkey baster the same way
March 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my scrub mommy is pregnant & i can’t look at my turkey baster the same way
am i allowed to tell government officials to choke on cocks & die or is that against the rules
March 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
am i allowed to tell government officials to choke on cocks & die or is that against the rules
you ever be overwhelmed & someone keeps asking what’s wrong & you just like want an anvil to fall out if the sky & leave a cartoonishly large bump on their head that appears with a slide whistle sound
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you ever be overwhelmed & someone keeps asking what’s wrong & you just like want an anvil to fall out if the sky & leave a cartoonishly large bump on their head that appears with a slide whistle sound