I couldn't stand Tom Brady for a long time. But man, this dude fucking loves announcing.

Hell has frozen over. I like him now. Anyone who loves what they're doing is fun to watch. Look at the goofy ass smile.

Alright, back to the hole.

P.s. - FTP

Dropping in to ask you to join us for our #extralife4kids stream! We're doing a 10am - 10pm stream, are about four hours in, and have already reached our $1k goal. All proceeds go to @luriechildrens.bsky.social

Twitch.tv/somanybits

It's a Pride Miracle! 🌈

Further evidence that the Campfire Milkshake is all-knowing. www.southsidesox.com/2024/4/16/24...

Did we flip timelines when I was sleeping again?

Friendly reminder about the small, kind things you can do for strangers that don't cost money.

I started an all bird youtube channel for those who like slow-motion videos of birds feeding out of my hand (with no commentary). youtube.com/@urbanbird31...

Earning the trust of wild animals is getting me one step closer to my true calling: lighthouse ghost on an all-seasons island

It's my 43rd birthday and it's about to be Harry's sixth birthday.
I deleted my Twitter account today and that's a big deal, because career things.

Rest in piss, x.

Birthday week:
*avoid all news for 4 years
*handfeed my wild pet birds
*attempt to platinum Rebirth
*try not to write ten hours a day, the thing I've been doing(my brain is rotting)
*get this red dot on my face screened for fuckin cancer
*Distant Worlds Chicago
*Bills AFC championship holy fuck

My TGA 2024 clown makeup application begins soon.

Dragon Quest III 2d HD Remaster hits in all the right places.

The turning of the tide

A ten year wait.
Have fun everyone.

This is Harry, my main. He knows almost thirty commands, and he's a certified trick dog because we're both overachievers. He doesn't like people besides my husband and I. Our birthdays are one week apart. ♒️

One of my two angels is on a bland diet of boiled chicken and rice (which sticks to his ears), so it's scrunchie day. Looks like he's about to sell me some homebrew kombucha.

I feel seen

Me, with 4.

Only 3% of the world has gray eyes, and only 1% of the US. I've only met one stranger with gray eyes + dark hair.
Couldn't find info about what nationality most prominently carries the gene. Where are the other moon-eyed freaks? Also please tell me who to follow on this app. Here's my iris.