Oh God delete this before they get ideas /j

Oh no she can't hear my orders she's wearing her Fembot Airpods

I'm not a fan of "we brainwashed this person to be villainous" as much as "we made a more convincing argument than the heroes" so I get what you're saying

You still got Miitopia, yeah? You know what to do.

I can only imagine the absolute coldest, most distant responses from OuijAI. AI can barely mimic human conversation NOW, let alone specific people. Cut him off like a necrotic limb, let him enjoy his cyber-hell alone. Dry-ass turkey isn't worth the drama.

Limits are meant to be pushed

Been there. Went to wound care a couple weeks ago, waited 50 minutes in the lobby, they snipped my bandages and said I was fine. $1800 if I didn't have insurance. I hope everything goes well for you. What a world, huh?

Cock down to your knee huh

Ass too fat, can't fit through the doors. They really need to make these places more accessible to those well-endowed.

This is the type of stuff one remembers when discussing elderly care down the road.

Can't cats birth a litter with multiple fathers? I swear I read that somewhere

That's the wonderful thing about robots: they don't need to be consistent if they're modular