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Adventures in #parenting with @seanlunsford.com. Mirrored from diapers.coffee (via echofeed.app)
V: “The oceans are going away. The bad guys are taking them.” M: “Oh no. What are we going to do?” V: “When P grows up and becomes a dad, he’s gonna eat the bad guys.”
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December 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
V: “The oceans are going away. The bad guys are taking them.” M: “Oh no. What are we going to do?” V: “When P grows up and becomes a dad, he’s gonna eat the bad guys.”
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V: “It smells like a cup of coffee growing on a vine out here.”
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November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
V: “It smells like a cup of coffee growing on a vine out here.”
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V: “I’m not a tough cookie; I’m a tough four-year-old!”
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October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
V: “I’m not a tough cookie; I’m a tough four-year-old!”
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When I posted this photo from several years back to Glass (https://glass.photo/seanlunsford/2AvTfSCX6VsSgfptf4hxTc) today, V saw it and asked “Is that Moana 2?”
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August 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When I posted this photo from several years back to Glass (https://glass.photo/seanlunsford/2AvTfSCX6VsSgfptf4hxTc) today, V saw it and asked “Is that Moana 2?”
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August 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Every night:
V: “I want ‘Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens’, and then ‘Goat Herd’, and then ‘Sound of Music’ where the nanny sings, and then Moana 2 music.”
S: “OK. Hey Siri, play V’s playlist.”
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V: “I want ‘Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens’, and then ‘Goat Herd’, and then ‘Sound of Music’ where the nanny sings, and then Moana 2 music.”
S: “OK. Hey Siri, play V’s playlist.”
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July 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every night:
V: “I want ‘Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens’, and then ‘Goat Herd’, and then ‘Sound of Music’ where the nanny sings, and then Moana 2 music.”
S: “OK. Hey Siri, play V’s playlist.”
#parenting
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V: “I want ‘Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens’, and then ‘Goat Herd’, and then ‘Sound of Music’ where the nanny sings, and then Moana 2 music.”
S: “OK. Hey Siri, play V’s playlist.”
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In a rickshaw with traffic zipping and horns blaring all around us
V: “Why is India so loud?”
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V: “Why is India so loud?”
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July 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
In a rickshaw with traffic zipping and horns blaring all around us
V: “Why is India so loud?”
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V: “Why is India so loud?”
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S: “V, did you just squish your brother again?”
V: “No, I just used him as a step stool”
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V: “No, I just used him as a step stool”
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June 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
S: “V, did you just squish your brother again?”
V: “No, I just used him as a step stool”
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V: “No, I just used him as a step stool”
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V, after running into the back of my foot: “Ow! You hurt my bike wheel!”
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June 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
V, after running into the back of my foot: “Ow! You hurt my bike wheel!”
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V: “I was getting sweaty.”
S: “You were getting sweaty?”
M: “From what?”
V: “From the moon.”
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S: “You were getting sweaty?”
M: “From what?”
V: “From the moon.”
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April 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
V: “I was getting sweaty.”
S: “You were getting sweaty?”
M: “From what?”
V: “From the moon.”
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S: “You were getting sweaty?”
M: “From what?”
V: “From the moon.”
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“I call him little tiny cute monster ’cause he steals remotes.”
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April 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“I call him little tiny cute monster ’cause he steals remotes.”
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V: “This bike has safety measures!”
M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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April 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
V: “This bike has safety measures!”
M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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V: “This bike has safety measures!”
M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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April 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
V: “This bike has safety measures!”
M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
#parenting
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M: “What safety measures are on your bike?”
V: pointing to the brake line “The safety measures are in this cord.”
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V: “Are you making a castle?”
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
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M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
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April 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
V: “Are you making a castle?”
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
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M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
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(Discussing chocolate coins from the scavenger hunt at her brother’s birthday party.)
“Our treasure was coins. I ate all my coins. I was greedy for my coin treasures.”
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“Our treasure was coins. I ate all my coins. I was greedy for my coin treasures.”
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April 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
(Discussing chocolate coins from the scavenger hunt at her brother’s birthday party.)
“Our treasure was coins. I ate all my coins. I was greedy for my coin treasures.”
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“Our treasure was coins. I ate all my coins. I was greedy for my coin treasures.”
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(After tripping and putting her hand in some very green bird poop)
V: “I landed in some bird broccoli.”
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V: “I landed in some bird broccoli.”
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March 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
(After tripping and putting her hand in some very green bird poop)
V: “I landed in some bird broccoli.”
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V: “I landed in some bird broccoli.”
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I renamed the Roomba recently because V has been on a Moana kick and it seemed appropriate. It has made the notifications entertaining.
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January 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I renamed the Roomba recently because V has been on a Moana kick and it seemed appropriate. It has made the notifications entertaining.
#parenting
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V: “I’m a wayfinder!”
M: “Is your bike kind of like your boat?”
V: “No. Boats don’t have wheels. Bikes have wheels. So bikes are not like boats.”
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M: “Is your bike kind of like your boat?”
V: “No. Boats don’t have wheels. Bikes have wheels. So bikes are not like boats.”
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January 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
V: “I’m a wayfinder!”
M: “Is your bike kind of like your boat?”
V: “No. Boats don’t have wheels. Bikes have wheels. So bikes are not like boats.”
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M: “Is your bike kind of like your boat?”
V: “No. Boats don’t have wheels. Bikes have wheels. So bikes are not like boats.”
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M: “So when are you going to be hungry?”
V: “I’m gonna be hungry in, like, 7 minutes.”
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V: “I’m gonna be hungry in, like, 7 minutes.”
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January 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
M: “So when are you going to be hungry?”
V: “I’m gonna be hungry in, like, 7 minutes.”
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V: “I’m gonna be hungry in, like, 7 minutes.”
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V: “Are you making a castle?”
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
#parenting
📌 https://diapers.coffee/2024/12/26/150600/
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
#parenting
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December 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
V: “Are you making a castle?”
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
#parenting
📌 https://diapers.coffee/2024/12/26/150600/
M: “Kind of. What would you think about me making you a castle?”
V: “I think it’s a little tricky, but very creative.”
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S: “I called it [lasagna] ‘basanya’ too when I was her age.”
V: “I call it ‘soup pizza!’”
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V: “I call it ‘soup pizza!’”
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December 18, 2024 at 9:55 AM
S: “I called it [lasagna] ‘basanya’ too when I was her age.”
V: “I call it ‘soup pizza!’”
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V: “I call it ‘soup pizza!’”
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We’ve been making plans to go back to the US for the kids’ preschool years at least, to get them in English preschools and spend some time closer to the other side of the family. The recurring news of school shootings like yesterday’s (https://www.n... https://diapers.coffee/2024/12/17/094900/
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
We’ve been making plans to go back to the US for the kids’ preschool years at least, to get them in English preschools and spend some time closer to the other side of the family. The recurring news of school shootings like yesterday’s (https://www.n... https://diapers.coffee/2024/12/17/094900/