On a drunken walk with some friends and they said I could only go on the playground if I left my shorts with them. 😤

Waitttt we have brothers! 💕

Had a group of friends over for lunch last weekend and they decided to thank me for my hospitality by ‘letting me’ spend the afternoon in my playpen like this while we hung out.

After a great dinner and some light teasing, my two friends asked me whether I belonged with the big boys on the bed having sexy fun, or in the playpen next to their bed.
I thought I'd at least get to watch them like last time, not spend two hours watching hypno in VR... 😵‍💫

They’ve invited me over again on Friday 🥴

There were so many clues too! “Love having you here”… 😖
And the presents were the bonnet and pacigag that were added after I had my mitts locked on.
They gave me baby food in the morning then left me in my playpen when they went out to get their breakfast 😤

For my birthday last week, 2 friends invited me to their place “for dinner and a big boy sexy night” & sent a list of things to bring over.
Stupid me assumed I’d be involved in the sexy night and not just kept in my playpen next to their bed to helplessly watch. 😵‍💫😤

Played with a friend’s dog in their backyard yesterday and now the whole group chat is roasting me. 🫣😒

I’ve found Bluesky is a good place to start 🫣😳

But literally though…