As a Virginian I appreciate your vote tonight, but unless you vote to get rid of @schumer.senate.gov immediately, it means nothing. People went without pay for nothing. Voters gave you massive wins on Tues and instead of thanking us, as a whole you guys screwed us all.

I’m glad you had fun, but you all owe each other a true girls’ night!

So what was the point of the shutdown? You caved on a promise for a vote? As one of your constituents I’m beyond disappointed and disgusted. You failed Virginians tonight.

I think it was a sick ostrich

Yes, and still sexy af!

Anyway, enough about my smoky kitchen and horrible ex-boss. I’m re-watching Stranger Things and it’s still so good, even on the 3rd watch!

I mean, I actually think moments of happiness are somehow torture for her. I feel sorry for the fact that she’s like that, but she also inflicts her misery on others, so I don’t really feel sorry for her, if that makes sense.

The kitchen is my nemesis

Or as my old boss would say, nemis. Because she isn’t very smart and she thought that was a word. She was also a horrible boss and person in general. I’ve never actually known anyone who felt better when they were miserable, but she does

Oh and in case you were wondering (because of course you were) I ordered Thai food instead of going back into the kitchen

It’s been over an hour and I have most of the windows open and it still smells like a bonfire in here

I really shouldn’t be allowed in kitchens